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@rondetto Said

My goalkeeper friend takes great pride in his bed.
Always likes to keep clean sheets.
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My mate Walter Wall is opening a carpet shop but can't think of a name for it.
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How do you repair a damaged toll booth?
Get some Toll Gate Booth Paste!
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Having a candlelit dinner with the wife tonight.
The electric bill's just arrived.
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"We don't sell toilet paper, sir. This is a record shop."
"I'm aware of that - so have you got any Lou Rawls or not?"
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