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rondetto On about 6 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 05, 2023 @ 10:33:00
A fairground worker working on the dodgems gets the sack for no good reason.
He calls a solicitor who says that..........
You have very good grounds for FUN FAIR DISMISSAL.
___

I tried keeping it a secret that i was hiding my pet cat at the bakery,
but there was one paw in my flan!
___

Just heard that King Charles has banned shredded cheese from the coronation.
He wants to make Britain grate again.
___

Just bought a mirror to take down the pub with me.
Not sure why,
but the doctor told me I need to watch my drinking...
___

One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.
And now we don’t have Oleg to stand on..
___


Doctor: "Your wife's in hospital.”
Her husband: "How is she?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical.”
Husband: "Oh, you get used to that..."
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Darkman666 On March 27, 2024




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 05, 2023 @ 15:31:18
@rondetto Said

A fairground worker working on the dodgems gets the sack for no good reason.
He calls a solicitor who says that..........
You have very good grounds for FUN FAIR DISMISSAL.
___

I tried keeping it a secret that i was hiding my pet cat at the bakery,
but there was one paw in my flan!
___

Just heard that King Charles has banned shredded cheese from the coronation.
He wants to make Britain grate again.
___

Just bought a mirror to take down the pub with me.
Not sure why,
but the doctor told me I need to watch my drinking...
___

One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.
And now we don’t have Oleg to stand on..
___


Doctor: "Your wife's in hospital.”
Her husband: "How is she?"
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical.”
Husband: "Oh, you get used to that..."
___



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