More puns

@rondetto Said

The man who came up with the idea of the red card in football has passed away…
He had a great send-off!
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I think men who shorten their name to Pat are missing a trick!
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My friends are going to run in front of the King's carriage on Saturday and see if it stops…
They are playing a game of coronation chicken!
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I was 6th in the queue for the gents toilets last night when suddenly I couldn't hold it any longer.
I pushed past them all and just went in the sink.
"You're a dirty flipping bastard!" they all started shouting…
They've clearly never needed a number two that badly before!
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