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rondetto On about 22 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Mar 09, 2023 @ 09:35:24
Remember these times?
You come home later than you were supposed to! Dad is waiting in the hall as you creep in!
"Do you know what time it is?"
"Why is your watch broken?"
"Do you know who I am?" (Now his memory has gone.)
"Do you know who you're talking to?"
"I think you're my dad!"
Wallop! You get a slap in the face! (It was allowed back then), known up here in Scotland as a skelp on the jaw!
Then your mother chips in with, "It's for your own good son!"

"Can I go out to play Mum?"
"No you can't, and you'll get back for eight o'clock!"

"Mum, can I have a bike?"
"Bike is it? I'll give you bike!" (What did that mean?)

"You'll be smiling on the other side of your face!"

I KNOW these happened to you!!
Darkman666 On about 15 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Mar 09, 2023 @ 18:10:57
@rondetto Said

Remember these times?
You come home later than you were supposed to! Dad is waiting in the hall as you creep in!
"Do you know what time it is?"
"Why is your watch broken?"
"Do you know who I am?" (Now his memory has gone.)
"Do you know who you're talking to?"
"I think you're my dad!"
Wallop! You get a slap in the face! (It was allowed back then), known up here in Scotland as a skelp on the jaw!
Then your mother chips in with, "It's for your own good son!"

"Can I go out to play Mum?"
"No you can't, and you'll get back for eight o'clock!"

"Mum, can I have a bike?"
"Bike is it? I'll give you bike!" (What did that mean?)

"You'll be smiling on the other side of your face!"

I KNOW these happened to you!!


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