Quickies

@rondetto Said

I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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Someone asked me if I could name three Qatar players....I said Eric Clapton, George Harrison and Jimi Hendrix.
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I've been trying to get an appointment to see my doctor for ages. I finally saw him on Tuesday and showed him the rash on my testicles. He just ignored me and continued pushing his trolley around Tesco.
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