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rondetto On about 4 hours ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 09, 2022 @ 11:21:58
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" twice in the same sentence.

First, she called on little Susie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Susie," replied the teacher.

She then called on little Martin. "My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!"

Then the teacher called on Tony. "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just bloody beautiful!' "
Darkman666 On about 3 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 09, 2022 @ 17:03:06
@rondetto Said

One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" twice in the same sentence.

First, she called on little Susie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"Very good, Susie," replied the teacher.

She then called on little Martin. "My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

She said, "Excellent, Michael!"

Then the teacher called on Tony. "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just bloody beautiful!' "



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