@rondetto Said 
Little Johnny told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive.
"Dead." She was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained Little Johnny, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
i uusally pee on a dead cat, i not going touch him. you think i am one of the weriod to put a dead cat in a bag throw in the toliet and then pee on him. na, i have class!
Jan 11, 2022 @ 12:05:27
