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rondetto On 48 minutes ago




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 09, 2022 @ 12:04:12
A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.

"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."

"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right?"

"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.

"You're sorry you sold her because you realized, too late, that you still loved her, is that right?"

"Oh, No," said the drunk. I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"
Hawkeye666 On May 19, 2022




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jan 09, 2022 @ 17:52:58
@rondetto Said

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.

"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."

"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right?"

"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.

"You're sorry you sold her because you realized, too late, that you still loved her, is that right?"

"Oh, No," said the drunk. I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"




this woman comes to my door, i give him a bottle. i usually paid 20.00 for a lady of evening. i save 20.00 dollars that night.
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