@rondetto Said 
I was lucky enough to win two thousand pounds on the horses. As I left the bookies I happened to trip over a tramp.
"Sorry mate," I said. "I was so happy at winning two thousand pounds on the horses I didn't see you there."
"Two thousand pounds!!!" he said. "I've never even seen that much."
" Here," I said. "Would you like to hold it for a minute just to see how it feels?"
The tramp was over the moon with the thought that as he moved forward he suddenly turned very pale then collapsed.
A lady that was passing said. "What's up with him?"
I said: "I don't know, all I know is that he wasn't feeling too grand."
if i was carrying two thousand pounds a grand piano in my arms. i wouldn't feel grand, either!
Jul 19, 2021 @ 18:12:19
