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mrmhead On May 02, 2023




NE, Ohio
#5491New Post! Jan 14, 2021 @ 17:40:29
When asking a question of a speaker or presenter, they always reply with "That's a GREAT Question!"

One of these days I'm going to ask something like "Why do guinea pigs have 14 toes?" at a tech conference.
mrmhead On May 02, 2023




NE, Ohio
#5492New Post! Jan 15, 2021 @ 01:55:59
Youtubes for songs and the balance is off! It may not be noticeable over speakers, but with buds in, it is very annoying.

Especially when it is a classic prog piece

F@$%&rs should be shot!
Darkman666 On about 9 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#5493New Post! Jan 15, 2021 @ 02:35:39
@mrmhead Said

When asking a question of a speaker or presenter, they always reply with "That's a GREAT Question!"

One of these days I'm going to ask something like "Why do guinea pigs have 14 toes?" at a tech conference.


Why do guinea pigs have 14 toes?"

because they in unions, you know that guinea pigs have 14 toes to keep the tow companies in business!
dookie On December 16, 2023
Foolish Bombu





, United Kingdom
#5494New Post! Jan 18, 2021 @ 10:17:22
Little things........

In one of the few shops still open, needing a stubby screwdriver and screws to match, I dropped my mask beneath my nose. Well, my glasses were steaming up, I'd wiped them twice yet they steamed up again as soon as I put them back on. My bletharospasm does not help, needing botox injections every few months (difficult to come by at the moment) to stop my eyeslids from flickering, even to keep them open at times.

I just could not see to check what I was buying. Along comes the local vigilante, demanding I raise my mask to the appropriate level. "Yes, ok, I'm ok with that" I said.

Well, it is only a little thing. But really, I'm NOT ok with that. The man was a prat. I said it here first!

mrmhead On May 02, 2023




NE, Ohio
#5495New Post! Jan 22, 2021 @ 00:38:12
Damn it ...
You settle into somewhat of a comfortable routine that includes a short break to sit down and catch some tv after some chores. And it is partly because of a particular show worth catching. It's not a high drama show, or some episodic series where you have to catch every one. It's just a daily, casual, sit down and relax, and if you miss one - no big deal kind of show.

Then the network has to go and f*** it all up by changing their schedule!!

AXS TV used to show 2 episodes of Rock Legends daily between 7pm and 8pm. So even if I wasn't ready by 7 on the dot (often the case) I knew I could catch a new show at 730.

Well, lately it's been something else. Sometimes some stupid wrestling s***, tonight is Ozzy and Jack's World Detour ... it's not bad, but not what I'm looking for.

So now I'm stuck trying to entertain myself on some crappy website forum ....
Darkman666 On about 9 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#5496New Post! Jan 22, 2021 @ 02:03:00
farting " dixie " in a crowd will help social distancing.
mrmhead On May 02, 2023




NE, Ohio
#5497New Post! Jan 22, 2021 @ 02:10:06
@darkman666 Said

farting " dixie " in a crowd will help social distancing.



I just imagine everyone recently had a dish of saurkraut.
Darkman666 On about 9 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#5498New Post! Jan 22, 2021 @ 02:54:46
@mrmhead Said

I just imagine everyone recently had a dish of saurkraut.


everybody will fart beethoven 5, and then go to a tree and do beethoven 2.
BertieJean On February 18, 2021




Hialeah, Florida
#5499New Post! Jan 22, 2021 @ 13:57:29
Mmmmmm..... sauerkraut!

Lately, what annoys me most is people who constantly complain about something that is within their control, yet won't do anything to change their situation. OK... go ahead and wallow in your self-pity!
mrmhead On May 02, 2023




NE, Ohio
#5500New Post! Feb 20, 2021 @ 23:19:13
When the riff-raff around me is so noisy I can't hear the pop of my ketchup bottle.
Darkman666 On about 9 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#5501New Post! Feb 21, 2021 @ 00:33:15
@mrmhead Said

When the riff-raff around me is so noisy I can't hear the pop of my ketchup bottle.



only when, i heard the pop of ketchup bottle, is when i crack, sizzle, and i pop a good fart!
mrmhead On May 02, 2023




NE, Ohio
#5502New Post! Feb 24, 2021 @ 22:33:31
You get what you pay for

So awhile back I bought a twin-pack of light bulbs ... You just find the wattage you need, glance at the prices and grab a pack. Lightbulbs are lightbulbs ..right?

Well - these were for an "always on" light over the sink - The first one burnt out after what I thought was unusually short amount of time.. ok fluke?. And now the second one popped already ... WTF.
Looking closer at the package, it is a "0.9 year life **"
With "** Based on 3 hours a day"

.. which calculates to about 41 days for "always on"


Looking closer at next purchase
chaski On about 6 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#5503New Post! Feb 25, 2021 @ 00:58:00
21st Century Republicans and Trumpets.
Sweet_Merry On October 01, 2023
One day. . . I will





Building my Castles in the Sky
#5504New Post! Jun 20, 2021 @ 04:44:43
The New Liberal Democrats.

I would hug ya'll, ya seem like ya need it.
chaski On about 6 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#5505New Post! Jun 30, 2021 @ 05:11:48
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