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rondetto On March 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 30, 2021 @ 07:41:45
A Scotsman called work at 9am on a Monday and croaked, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in to work today. I have a wee cough.”

The boss exclaimed, “You have a wee cough?”

The employee said, “Really? That is very kind. Thanks boss - see you next week!”
Darkman666 On about 19 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! May 30, 2021 @ 15:48:46
@rondetto Said

A Scotsman called work at 9am on a Monday and croaked, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in to work today. I have a wee cough.”

The boss exclaimed, “You have a wee cough?”

The employee said, “Really? That is very kind. Thanks boss - see you next week!”




you know what a " wee cough ". it's a cough, when you (a man) pee over the toilet, and start coughing, you miss the toilet.
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