@rondetto Said 
''Say, buddy, what's a 'Breathalyzer'?'' asked one drunk to his friend at the next bar stool.
''Well, I'd have to say it's a bag that tells you when you've drunk way too much,'' answered the equally wasted gent.
“Ah hell, whaddya know, I've been married to one of those for years and years now and never knew it."
my dates won't go out with me without a breathalyzer with me on our date. they want first, if they are drunk enough go out with me. if not, we have stop at liquid store first to continue our date.
Jan 12, 2021 @ 14:41:28
