My kids

@rondetto Said

Home schooling the kids yesterday, very stressful so breaking the rules I asked the neighbour could they take care of them between 4 and 10, they said 'yes' so I said : "Great, I'll pick them up when they're 11."
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I’m never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon...
They just take the money and run!
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I phoned 999 to report my bike being stolen in the park.
They asked, "What does it look like?"
I replied, "It's big, green grass and full of swings!"
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