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rondetto On April 17, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Sep 14, 2020 @ 14:06:07
Lawyer: "Is it a crime to throw sodium in your enemy's eyes?"

Judge: "Yes, that's assault."

Lawyer: "I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"
Darkman666 On about 5 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Sep 14, 2020 @ 14:18:38
@rondetto Said

Lawyer: "Is it a crime to throw sodium in your enemy's eyes?"

Judge: "Yes, that's assault."

Lawyer: "I know it's a salt but is it a crime?"




talking about put a salt on the wound, always throw salt over your shoulders to put salt on someone else's corn cob.
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