Further to my observation of Mr Tucker's fine teeth, I will share a bit of UK satire. It began on Facebook with the story of the Rolling Stones objecting to Donald Trump using their song "You Can't Always Get What You Want" at his Election rally's. A mate and myself exchanged a few posts which ended with our thoughts on a possible meeting between Keith (Keef) Richards and Mr Trump, which we agreed would be pretty surreal.
I conjured up the following, the official bootleg of the meeting....
TRUMP:- Must be a great honour to meet me, Bruce
KEEF:- Cool, man, cool.
TRUMP:- Or should I say "Broooooo"!
KEEF:- Loosen up man; here, take a drag...(offers joint)
TRUMP (declining):- I would really like to keep using your tune. It's a good tune. A lot of bad tunes. But yours is a good tune. Good. Really good. A lot of bad tunes out there. Bad tunes.
KEEF:- Me and my mate with the tiny todger say no.
TRUMP:- Look, we can make a deal. A good deal. A lot of bad deals out there, but this is a good deal. A chance to join a winning team, a good team, a lot of bad teams. Biden, a loser, the man can't string a decent sentence together....
KEEF:- Cut it man, no pussy grabber uses my tunes.
TRUMP:- Fake news, Bruce, fake news.......
KEEF (rises and languidly ambles out)
TRUMP (picks up phone and calls Putin) Vlad, we got a problem.......