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rondetto On August 08, 2020




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jun 29, 2020 @ 13:14:35
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.”

The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.”

“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”

“I hate office work,” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half owner of a money-making industry, but you don’t like factories, and won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?”

“Easy,” said the son-in-law. “Buy me out.”
Krimmler On July 05, 2020




, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Jun 29, 2020 @ 13:17:08
That kid will go far.
darkman666 On about 3 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Jun 29, 2020 @ 18:27:37
@rondetto Said

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.”

The son-in-law interrupted. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.”

“I see,” replied the father-in-law. “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”

“I hate office work,” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you half owner of a money-making industry, but you don’t like factories, and won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?”

“Easy,” said the son-in-law. “Buy me out.”



rondetto On August 08, 2020




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Jun 29, 2020 @ 19:12:31
Hi Buddy, you still ok? I still have a bad throat but haven't been tested, I'm hoping it goes on it's own. Otherwise I'm ok in everything else.
darkman666 On about 3 hours ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#5New Post! Jun 29, 2020 @ 19:54:08
@rondetto Said

Hi Buddy, you still ok? I still have a bad throat but haven't been tested, I'm hoping it goes on it's own. Otherwise I'm ok in everything else.



hi, do fine. you got go to your doctor, see if you have strep throat or it could be tonsillitis. i personally i never had my tonsils remove. if you don't have a high fever. then, it could be anything.

cough drop, and garlic salt water, does help. this probably spring cold, you could have this for the rest of the year. see a doctor or give your doctor a call. it probably allergies, if you don't chills, or a fever.
Jennifer1984 On about 18 hours ago
Returner and proud





Penzance, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Jun 30, 2020 @ 08:51:41
Good luck and take care, Ronnie. Look after yourself.

I love your gags. They make us all smile.

You're the only sane person here.
rondetto On August 08, 2020




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#7New Post! Jun 30, 2020 @ 13:52:07
Thanks Jennifer, I wish I could say I was sane. Never been tested though.
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