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gakINGKONG On about 5 hours ago




, Florida
#136New Post! Jan 26, 2020 @ 12:31:36
Let me change to be useful in your kingdom.
chaski On about 2 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#137New Post! Jan 29, 2020 @ 00:59:47
Dear Baby Jesus,

Please tell those 50 US service members diagnosed with traumatic brain injuries after Iranian missile strike to stop lying!

Our Lord and Savior, who is yourself, Donald Jesus Christ Trump, told us they just had headaches.

And he would know since he went to a doctor and faked his bones spurs.

Thank you in advance for stopping these lying unpatriotic service men/women.

Signed,
MAGA
gakINGKONG On about 5 hours ago




, Florida
#138New Post! Mar 07, 2020 @ 14:52:34
Apologies to all my protestant brethren for asking help from a Saint.

O blessed St. Vincent Ferrer, I come to you asking your intercession on behalf of all who work in construction.


gakINGKONG On about 5 hours ago




, Florida
#139New Post! Mar 19, 2020 @ 12:05:21
Give strength to those who are suffering. May this further your Kingdom.

World without end

Amen
chaski On about 2 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#140New Post! Mar 21, 2020 @ 00:59:05
Dear Baby Jesus,

If I put music on the stereo (yes, as you know I still play vinyl) my cat is cool with it.
So, thanks for that!

But if I pick up my acoustic guitar, my cat gets pissed.

Can you fix that?

Thanks in advance for your attention to this minor concern of mine.

All in the "plan"... right?

Yours ever and always,
Chaski
mrmhead On about 3 hours ago




NE, Ohio
#141New Post! Mar 21, 2020 @ 03:59:25
@chaski Said

Dear Baby Jesus,

If I put music on the stereo (yes, as you know I still play vinyl) my cat is cool with it.
So, thanks for that!

But if I pick up my acoustic guitar, my cat gets pissed.

Can you fix that?

Thanks in advance for your attention to this minor concern of mine.

All in the "plan"... right?

Yours ever and always,
Chaski


in god-like thundering, but gentle voice

Only you can fix that Chaski.

You must learn to understand and accept what your cat feels and then let your emotions guide you fingers along the frets of divinity.

Only then will your cat accept your talents.

Be the bridge of love from feline to instrument.
chaski On about 2 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#142New Post! Mar 30, 2020 @ 16:04:34
Dear God,

Thank you for punishing the world, and especially the USA, for not believing and worshipping your holy beloved son risen by you hand to save humanity; Donald Jesus Christ Trump.



He offered us magic to make the COVID-19 go away, but we mocked him.

Your punishment of Americans, in particular, is justified.



Yours ever and always,
C
gakINGKONG On about 5 hours ago




, Florida
#143New Post! Mar 30, 2020 @ 19:18:43



May our treasure be where the moth cannot eat it and it cannot rust.
chaski On about 2 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#144New Post! Mar 31, 2020 @ 04:43:54
Dear Baby Jesus,

Mother Earth thanks you for COVID-19.

Your father's creation (aka humans), made in his image, were destroying planet Earth like a dog that refuses to be trained and destroys one super valuable Persian rug by pissing and s***ting on it twice or thrice a day.

So, thank you for that... the COVID-19... saving our planet... hey, we have over 7 billion people down here and have needed a herd thinning for a long time.

Oh... and how many people where here when your dad decided to flood the place 4000 years ago?

In retrospect were they all that bad... I mean sure, they were heavily into the orgy thing, but did they destroy your creation quite as efficiently?

Just asking...?

Anyway, thanks for coming back as our lord and magical savior Donald Jesus Christ Trump!



All is well and good.

Yours always,
The Willfully Dumb.
mrmhead On about 3 hours ago




NE, Ohio
#145New Post! Mar 31, 2020 @ 11:44:29
@chaski Said

Dear Baby Jesus,

Mother Earth thanks you for COVID-19.

Your father's creation (aka humans), made in his image, were destroying planet Earth like a dog that refuses to be trained and destroys one super valuable Persian rug by pissing and s***ting on it twice or thrice a day.

So, thank you for that... the COVID-19... saving our planet... hey, we have over 7 billion people down here and have needed a herd thinning for a long time.

Oh... and how many people where here when your dad decided to flood the place 4000 years ago?

In retrospect were they all that bad... I mean sure, they were heavily into the orgy thing, but did they destroy your creation quite as efficiently?

Just asking...?

Anyway, thanks for coming back as our lord and magical savior Donald Jesus Christ Trump!



All is well and good.

Yours always,
The Willfully Dumb.


It was so much easier when you only had to attract the bad people to a couple of cities, and then just wipe out those.

But, don't look back!
chaski On about 2 hours ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#146New Post! Apr 04, 2020 @ 19:38:37
Dear Donald Jesus Christ Trump,

Thank you for bringing down gas prices.

Of course there will be Negative Nancy types that will claim this has something to do with COVID-19.

We, your loving followers, know better.

It was all your doing!

Thank You!

Love always your faithful servant,
A Trumpet
mrmhead On about 3 hours ago




NE, Ohio
#147New Post! Apr 05, 2020 @ 14:10:33
@chaski Said

Dear Donald Jesus Christ Trump,

Thank you for bringing down gas prices.

Of course there will be Negative Nancy types that will claim this has something to do with COVID-19.

We, your loving followers, know better.

It was all your doing!

Thank You!

Love always your faithful servant,
A Trumpet


Lower gas prices are cutting into Oil & Gas corporation profits.

Pray for the corporations, or better yet, how about a big fat stimulus bailout!
gakINGKONG On about 5 hours ago




, Florida
#148New Post! Apr 06, 2020 @ 19:07:41
To the eunuchs who keep my Sabbaths, who choose the things that please me and hold fast my covenant, I will give in my house and within my walls a monument and a name better than sons and daughters; I will give them an everlasting name

that shall not be cut off.


woot

There's hope for us yet thank you Jesus
gakINGKONG On about 5 hours ago




, Florida
#149New Post! May 31, 2020 @ 11:00:31
Let us pray for repentance of sin.

Father in heaven, may your will be done and your creation bring honor and glory to you. Amen
gakINGKONG On about 5 hours ago




, Florida
#150New Post! Jun 11, 2020 @ 17:03:50
"And then will I declare to them, 'I never knew you; depart from me, you workers of lawlessnes.'

May we know you and your ways.

Amen
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