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chaski On about 1 hour ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#1New Post! Jul 10, 2019 @ 23:44:48
No.

Sorry.

The bible does not mention mermaids.

I'm not saying they don't exist. No.

I'm just saying that the bible doesn't mention them... unlike Unicorns.

darkman666 On 32 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#2New Post! Jul 10, 2019 @ 23:52:53
@chaski Said

No.

Sorry.

The bible does not mention mermaids.

I'm not saying they don't exist. No.

I'm just saying that the bible doesn't mention them... unlike Unicorns.




why would the bible mention mermaids? they really don't service purpose to sea or people. they are really bad or good. the bible should mention unicorns. they are like men, they are horny, get it?
chaski On about 1 hour ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#3New Post! Jul 11, 2019 @ 00:35:37
@darkman666 Said

why would the bible mention mermaids? they really don't service purpose to sea or people. they are really bad or good. the bible should mention unicorns. they are like men, they are horny, get it?



Martin Luther thought mermaids were real >>> Succubus!
darkman666 On 32 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Jul 11, 2019 @ 00:58:24
@chaski Said

Martin Luther thought mermaids were real >>> Succubus!


I thought sirens were succubus? I could see that he thought that luring ships to death. they drawn men in to shores and crash the ships in the rocks.
chaski On about 1 hour ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#5New Post! Jul 11, 2019 @ 01:12:22
@darkman666 Said

I thought sirens were succubus? I could see that he thought that luring ships to death. they drawn men in to shores and crash the ships in the rocks.


U bes not b trash talk'n Martin! 👹
darkman666 On 32 minutes ago




Saint Louis, Missouri
#6New Post! Jul 11, 2019 @ 01:36:12
@chaski Said

U bes not b trash talk'n Martin! 👹


i read years ago, that marty was better drummer, but john and paul didn't like marty, so they pick ringo instead.
Deal_With_It On November 29, 2019




Stevens Pass, Washington
#7New Post! Jul 12, 2019 @ 02:02:13
@chaski Said

No.

Sorry.

The bible does not mention mermaids.

I'm not saying they don't exist. No.

I'm just saying that the bible doesn't mention them... unlike Unicorns.



There's Unicorns in the bible!
Deal_With_It On November 29, 2019




Stevens Pass, Washington
#8New Post! Jul 12, 2019 @ 02:04:43
Are male mermaids called merbutlers?
Erimitus On 53 minutes ago




The mind of God, Antarctica
#9New Post! Jul 12, 2019 @ 10:56:07
@Deal_With_It Said

Are male mermaids called merbutlers?



groan
mrmhead On 52 minutes ago




NE, Ohio
#10New Post! Jul 12, 2019 @ 11:52:17
No No! There was a special on the Discovery Channel a few years back that Proved there were mermaids!

Mermaids: The Body Found -

a documentary[1] originally aired as Mermaids: The Body Found on American TV channels Animal Planet (May 27, 2012) and Discovery Channel (June 17, 2012). It tells a story of a scientific team's investigative efforts to uncover the source behind mysterious underwater recordings of an unidentified marine body. The show presents the controversial aquatic ape hypothesis as evidence that mermaids exist,

Wiki
Electric_Banana On December 03, 2019




, New Zealand
#11New Post! Jul 12, 2019 @ 17:09:06
Bible never ceases to surprise

Numbers 23:22 King James Version (KJV)
22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.

Numbers 24:8 King James Version (KJV)
8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows.

Deuteronomy 33:17 King James Version (KJV)
17 His glory is like the firstling of his bullock, and his horns are like the horns of unicorns: with them he shall push the people together to the ends of the earth: and they are the ten thousands of Ephraim, and they are the thousands of Manasseh.

Job 39:10 King James Version (KJV)
10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

Psalm 29:6 King James Version (KJV)
6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.

Isaiah 34:7 King James Version (KJV)
7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.


and people have the nerve to ask why god hasn't come back yet
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