Is bleach an acceptable alternative for white grape juice

after a night of heavy drinking i awoke to find myself crouched over the bowl of my toilet a bottle of half gone bleach on the ground, i didn't smell any of it in the bathroom but my mouth had a bad aftertaste, as you may have figured i had been apparently in my blacked out haze been drinking the bleach, I called 911 and had to stay in the hospital as they pumped my stomach , the first time was to get all the bleach out and then they flushed my colon, i was in a mad dash to the bathroom, and accidentally knocked over a cleaning cart, a bottle of bleach rolled out onto the floor beside me, the doctors had a good story afterwards. all i heard was "the kid was about to drink again jimmy, you should of seen the look on his face when that bottle rolled over to him" since then i have had the craving to drink bleach but i am also addicted to white grape juice, i feel like i should give one up for the other, that is why i posed the question.

Is this one of your "fraud" games?

Rather than carrying around a bottle of bleach or grape juice for when you get the urge, there's always those laundry soap pods. Easier to carry, and they're much more colorful - going down, and coming up!!

I've been tempted in earlier life to try the laundry gushers but there would always be some new lock on the container to prevent me from getting in

Water is the best way to go.

Regular drinking water and sometimes you can drink it directly from the local tap.

My second favorite is coffee and I don't use cream or sugar.

I'll drink regular grape juice maybe a couple times a year.

Bleach shouldn't be on anyone's list and I'm sorry for those who inadvertantly or foolishly attempt to drink it.

All people everywhere need to reconsider drinking bleach.

Danger Danger!!

bleach always acceptable alternative for white grape juice. now, you put bleach in tang, now you are cooking! who does love tang?

Is it bleach you can add a drop to water to kill bacteria and other nasties?

A 400 gallon "water buffalo" gets treatment with 5 half-gram spoonfuls of calcium hypochlorite --(kinda-sorta bleach).

--army instruction "Field Sanitation Team Certification Course"

blah-blah

And you mix ammonia and bleach to kill the big nasties...

scary stuff

that's called "Chloramine vapor"

PSA announcement ---that stuff'll kill ya

From all of us at the USO here in Kadena Air Base: Gnight everybody!

"Is bleach an acceptable alternative for white grape juice?"

Simple straightforward answer:

NO.


Longer answer:

Absolutely no.