Cloudy specimen

Steve had been in the hospital for days. His nurse was
extremely annoying and he couldn't take much more.

One day during breakfast, he took his apple juice container

and used poured it into a urine specimen cup the nurse had

insisted he fill.

The nurse came in to check on him and looked at the specimen

glass. In her annoying voice, she snickered, "It seems we

are a little cloudy today."

Steve put on his angry face, snatched the bottle out of her

hand and drank it down in a few quick gulps, saying, "Well,

I'll run it through again and maybe it will come out clearer

this time."