The birds and the bees

@rondetto Said

Young boy: "Hey Mum that bee just stung me on my arm."
Mother: "Let me put some cream on it then."
Young boy: "Don't be silly, it'll be miles away by now."

Two birds watch a jumbo jet flying overhead: "Look at that" says the first.
"So what?" say the second. "I'd fly that fast if my tail was on fire too."