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chaski On 41 minutes ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#1New Post! Mar 11, 2019 @ 01:09:18
A jaguar attacked a woman at a zoo in Arizona, leaving her with injuries that required medical attention...

...the (woman) crossed over the barrier to get a (selfie) and was attacked by a female jaguar...


Another dumbass...


"We can promise you nothing will happen to our jaguar," the zoo said. "She's a wild animal and there were proper barriers in place to keep our guests safe -- not a wild animal's fault when barriers are crossed. Still sending prayers to her and her family."

Finally! A zoo that doesn't kill its animals because of stupid human behavior.
mrmhead On about 1 hour ago




NE, Ohio
#2New Post! Mar 12, 2019 @ 01:06:54
@chaski Said

A jaguar attacked a woman at a zoo in Arizona, leaving her with injuries that required medical attention...

...the (woman) crossed over the barrier to get a (selfie) and was attacked by a female jaguar...


Another dumbass...


"We can promise you nothing will happen to our jaguar," the zoo said. "She's a wild animal and there were proper barriers in place to keep our guests safe -- not a wild animal's fault when barriers are crossed. Still sending prayers to her and her family."

Finally! A zoo that doesn't kill its animals because of stupid human behavior.


Ahh.. but they are hiring consultants to study how they may improve their safety barriers.

I think they should take on the "Scared Straight" approach. - From the '70s where they took students to a jail and let inmates shout and berate them for a few hours to teach them not to be criminals.
But instead, just run continuous tape loops of stupid humans being mauled by wild animals in zoos.
Eaglebauer On about 7 hours ago
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Saint Louis, Missouri
#3New Post! Mar 13, 2019 @ 12:21:43
Zoo visitor: I like that last exhibit that has a sign that says "the most dangerous animal in the zoo" and it just has a mirror in the cage.

Zookeeper: Yeah...really an eye opener isn't it?

Zookeeper to himself: s***. The f***ing Jaguar escaped again.
Eaglebauer On about 7 hours ago
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Saint Louis, Missouri
#4New Post! Mar 13, 2019 @ 12:25:17
@chaski Said

A jaguar attacked a woman at a zoo in Arizona, leaving her with injuries that required medical attention...

...the (woman) crossed over the barrier to get a (selfie) and was attacked by a female jaguar...


Another dumbass...


"We can promise you nothing will happen to our jaguar," the zoo said. "She's a wild animal and there were proper barriers in place to keep our guests safe -- not a wild animal's fault when barriers are crossed. Still sending prayers to her and her family."

Finally! A zoo that doesn't kill its animals because of stupid human behavior.



@mrmhead Said

Ahh.. but they are hiring consultants to study how they may improve their safety barriers.

I think they should take on the "Scared Straight" approach. - From the '70s where they took students to a jail and let inmates shout and berate them for a few hours to teach them not to be criminals.
But instead, just run continuous tape loops of stupid humans being mauled by wild animals in zoos.


Just put high voltage fences on the spectator side of the barrier that the animals can't reach. One person trying to get in would be all it would take before no one else tries to get in.

What a moron. I mean...what a moron.
chaski On 41 minutes ago
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Tree at Floydgirrl's Window,
#5New Post! Mar 13, 2019 @ 15:11:40
@Eaglebauer Said

Just put high voltage fences on the spectator side of the barrier that the animals can't reach. One person trying to get in would be all it would take before no one else tries to get in.

What a moron. I mean...what a moron.



Or maybe put signs up that say:

Dangerous Animal Observations Rules:

1. If you go inside the barrier, you must get yourself out, as we will not be helping you.

2. Any injury to one of the animals will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.




And at the entrance of the zoo:

Entrance into this zoo acknowledges that you are giving permission for us to video your dumb behavior and post it on any and all social media platforms and make fun of just how stupid you are.

white_swan53 On about 2 hours ago




n/a, New Mexico
#6New Post! Mar 14, 2019 @ 05:21:22
I vote 'dumb ass' ...
It seems there is one less dumb a** in the world today, because she seems to now understand and own her mistake.
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