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0.8mm Schneider Xpress Pen (they're amazing)

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A bottle of freshly-squeezed ham juice.

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A pop-up Kama Sutra coffee table book

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a grocery list of items that begin with the letter M

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A half-pound of dried glue flakes

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A half eaten sandwich

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A box of Corn Holes cereal

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A radioactive booger

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A pair of smelly socks... that weren't worn by Skunky?

They smell less cheesy than Skunky's socks.

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A ton of bricks

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A frog... with a stick of... dynamite tied to his ba- *Lights fuse.*

OHMIGOD, RUN!!! Get away from that frog!!!

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The spleen of a frog that smells like dynamite
.. and socks


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Hows the arsehole been doing on that thing?

Back Hair

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wax that's been used on back hair

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