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Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
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Penzance, United Kingdom
#1New Post! May 05, 2015 @ 16:39:43
The General Election is only two days away and the Conservative Party are in a state of confusion over their relationship with UKIP.... or whether they have a relationship with UKIP at all. Some Tories are hardline right wingers and some are less so. Perhaps this little (fun) survey might help those of a conservative voting persuasion to decide on their true allegiance:


You believe the European Union to be:

a. An evil alliance of human rights activists who want to turn the country over to terrorists and benefit scroungers.

b. A bureaucratic nightmare run by Krauts and Frogs that is determined to strip Britain of its right to govern itself. We should get out immediately, if not, sooner.

c. A noble institution that keeps the peace in Europe and membership of it is essential to Britain’s future prosperity.



Your 18 year old daughter introduces her new boyfriend, whose name is Mohammad. You:

a. Try to be grudgingly polite to him but you can’t help yourself from asking if anybody in his family has been a suicide bomber.

b. You disown your daughter and tell her never to darken your doorstep again until she has found herself a respectable white, middle class boyfriend.

c. You welcome him into your home and commit to making him comfortable within your family circle.



You believe convicted criminals should be:

a. Given stiffer sentences, preferably without all the ‘comforts’ of life such as food.

b. Flogged to within an inch of their life and then hanged at dawn every day for a week. That’ll teach ‘em.

c. Given a chance in life after serving their sentence.



You think the unemployed in Britain are:

a. Shirkers and scroungers and they should get on their bike and look for work.

b. Morbidly obese chavs with 15 children, multiple tattoos and horrible, snarling dogs that attack babies in prams.

c. Struggling to get by as best they can whilst desperately looking for work.



You are introduced to somebody who is obviously working class. You:

a. Talk down to them and leave at the earliest possible opportunity.

b. Don’t talk to them at all, instead, you walk away covering your nose with a handkerchief.

c. You talk to them with civility, just as you would anybody else.



You believe Britain’s immigrants are:

a. Alright as long as they stay in their ghettos, work, pay tax and never use the NHS.

b. Swamping the country with filth and terrorism.

c. Decent, hard working people who have greatly enriched our society.



A friend of yours, whom you have known for many years, comes out as gay and asks you to be the best man at his same-sex marriage. You:

a. Say you’d love to be there but you have prior arrangements and won’t be available on that day. Or any other day come to think of it.

b. Vomit on his shoes, kick him in the gonads and walk away calling him a shirtlifter.

c. Congratulate him and his spouse-to-be, and say you’d be honoured to do it.


You want your party leader to:

a. Resign.

b. Kick out all the foreigners, leave Europe, nuke the Middle East, bring back hanging and then resign.

c. Care deeply about all sections of society and the good of the world as a whole.



Your Score:

All A’s: You are a Sun / Daily Mail reader and will probably defect to UKIP

All B’s: You’re a swivel-eyed loon who probably has already defected to UKIP

All C’s: You are a Liberal Democrat in the coalition government.
shinobinoz On May 28, 2017
Stnd w Standing Rock





Wichita, Kansas
#2New Post! May 06, 2015 @ 01:55:42
@Jennifer1984 Said

The General Election is only two days away and the Conservative Party are in a state of confusion over their relationship with UKIP.... or whether they have a relationship with UKIP at all. Some Tories are hardline right wingers and some are less so. Perhaps this little (fun) survey might help those of a conservative voting persuasion to decide on their true allegiance:


You believe the European Union to be:

a. An evil alliance of human rights activists who want to turn the country over to terrorists and benefit scroungers.

b. A bureaucratic nightmare run by Krauts and Frogs that is determined to strip Britain of its right to govern itself. We should get out immediately, if not, sooner.

c. A noble institution that keeps the peace in Europe and membership of it is essential to Britain’s future prosperity.



Your 18 year old daughter introduces her new boyfriend, whose name is Mohammad. You:

a. Try to be grudgingly polite to him but you can’t help yourself from asking if anybody in his family has been a suicide bomber.

b. You disown your daughter and tell her never to darken your doorstep again until she has found herself a respectable white, middle class boyfriend.

c. You welcome him into your home and commit to making him comfortable within your family circle.



You believe convicted criminals should be:

a. Given stiffer sentences, preferably without all the ‘comforts’ of life such as food.

b. Flogged to within an inch of their life and then hanged at dawn every day for a week. That’ll teach ‘em.

c. Given a chance in life after serving their sentence.



You think the unemployed in Britain are:

a. Shirkers and scroungers and they should get on their bike and look for work.

b. Morbidly obese chavs with 15 children, multiple tattoos and horrible, snarling dogs that attack babies in prams.

c. Struggling to get by as best they can whilst desperately looking for work.



You are introduced to somebody who is obviously working class. You:

a. Talk down to them and leave at the earliest possible opportunity.

b. Don’t talk to them at all, instead, you walk away covering your nose with a handkerchief.

c. You talk to them with civility, just as you would anybody else.



You believe Britain’s immigrants are:

a. Alright as long as they stay in their ghettos, work, pay tax and never use the NHS.

b. Swamping the country with filth and terrorism.

c. Decent, hard working people who have greatly enriched our society.



A friend of yours, whom you have known for many years, comes out as gay and asks you to be the best man at his same-sex marriage. You:

a. Say you’d love to be there but you have prior arrangements and won’t be available on that day. Or any other day come to think of it.

b. Vomit on his shoes, kick him in the gonads and walk away calling him a shirtlifter.

c. Congratulate him and his spouse-to-be, and say you’d be honoured to do it.


You want your party leader to:

a. Resign.

b. Kick out all the foreigners, leave Europe, nuke the Middle East, bring back hanging and then resign.

c. Care deeply about all sections of society and the good of the world as a whole.



Your Score:

All A’s: You are a Sun / Daily Mail reader and will probably defect to UKIP

All B’s: You’re a swivel-eyed loon who probably has already defected to UKIP

All C’s: You are a Liberal Democrat in the coalition government.


I'd be a Liberal Democrat over on your side of the big pond too I see.
restoreone On January 30, 2022




, Ohio
#3New Post! May 06, 2015 @ 03:21:20
@Jennifer1984 Said

The General Election is only two days away and the Conservative Party are in a state of confusion over their relationship with UKIP.... or whether they have a relationship with UKIP at all. Some Tories are hardline right wingers and some are less so. Perhaps this little (fun) survey might help those of a conservative voting persuasion to decide on their true allegiance:


You believe the European Union to be:

a. An evil alliance of human rights activists who want to turn the country over to terrorists and benefit scroungers.

b. A bureaucratic nightmare run by Krauts and Frogs that is determined to strip Britain of its right to govern itself. We should get out immediately, if not, sooner.

c. A noble institution that keeps the peace in Europe and membership of it is essential to Britain’s future prosperity.



Your 18 year old daughter introduces her new boyfriend, whose name is Mohammad. You:

a. Try to be grudgingly polite to him but you can’t help yourself from asking if anybody in his family has been a suicide bomber.

b. You disown your daughter and tell her never to darken your doorstep again until she has found herself a respectable white, middle class boyfriend.

c. You welcome him into your home and commit to making him comfortable within your family circle.



You believe convicted criminals should be:

a. Given stiffer sentences, preferably without all the ‘comforts’ of life such as food.

b. Flogged to within an inch of their life and then hanged at dawn every day for a week. That’ll teach ‘em.

c. Given a chance in life after serving their sentence.



You think the unemployed in Britain are:

a. Shirkers and scroungers and they should get on their bike and look for work.

b. Morbidly obese chavs with 15 children, multiple tattoos and horrible, snarling dogs that attack babies in prams.

c. Struggling to get by as best they can whilst desperately looking for work.



You are introduced to somebody who is obviously working class. You:

a. Talk down to them and leave at the earliest possible opportunity.

b. Don’t talk to them at all, instead, you walk away covering your nose with a handkerchief.

c. You talk to them with civility, just as you would anybody else.



You believe Britain’s immigrants are:

a. Alright as long as they stay in their ghettos, work, pay tax and never use the NHS.

b. Swamping the country with filth and terrorism.

c. Decent, hard working people who have greatly enriched our society.



A friend of yours, whom you have known for many years, comes out as gay and asks you to be the best man at his same-sex marriage. You:

a. Say you’d love to be there but you have prior arrangements and won’t be available on that day. Or any other day come to think of it.

b. Vomit on his shoes, kick him in the gonads and walk away calling him a shirtlifter.

c. Congratulate him and his spouse-to-be, and say you’d be honoured to do it.


You want your party leader to:

a. Resign.

b. Kick out all the foreigners, leave Europe, nuke the Middle East, bring back hanging and then resign.

c. Care deeply about all sections of society and the good of the world as a whole.



Your Score:

All A’s: You are a Sun / Daily Mail reader and will probably defect to UKIP

All B’s: You’re a swivel-eyed loon who probably has already defected to UKIP

All C’s: You are a Liberal Democrat in the coalition government.


What if you can not answer all a b or c or the correct answer is not there.
Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
Returner and proud





Penzance, United Kingdom
#4New Post! May 06, 2015 @ 04:08:08
@restoreone Said

What if you can not answer all a b or c or the correct answer is not there.



<Laughing> A good point. But whoever said that surveys in the political arena were meant to be objective?

I'm just poking fun at the Conservatives and the ultra-nationalist UK Independence Party (UKIP). Go on.... say you answer all C's. You know you want to
yami On September 11, 2016

Banned



grimsby, United Kingdom
#5New Post! May 06, 2015 @ 15:22:13
Oh, I thought this was a serious pool, did you make this one up yourself?
I was going to ask for the link to it.
yami On September 11, 2016

Banned



grimsby, United Kingdom
#6New Post! May 06, 2015 @ 15:26:54
@shinobinoz Said

I'd be a Liberal Democrat over on your side of the big pond too I see.



I don't get that, you know that 3/4 of all our laws are made by the EU!
DorkySupergirl On November 02, 2017




, Canada
#7New Post! May 06, 2015 @ 20:15:46
I answered a to some, b to some and c to some.
boxer On June 16, 2016

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Banned



, Zimbabwe
#8New Post! May 07, 2015 @ 00:47:08
@DorkySupergirl Said

I answered a to some, b to some and c to some.



We all know that Jennifer answered either A or B to the fifth question. For her to state otherwise is an obvious lie.
DorkySupergirl On November 02, 2017




, Canada
#9New Post! May 07, 2015 @ 01:56:06
@boxer Said

We all know that Jennifer answered either A or B to the fifth question. For her to state otherwise is an obvious lie.


I'm having flashbacks over the comma incident!!!!
LordGnome On February 24, 2017




Dayn Sayth, United Kingdom
#10New Post! May 08, 2015 @ 11:30:11
Brilliant satire jennifer1984. i am a small c conservative and would have given c answers so rather disproves the theory but i am guessing you are a lib dem so i can see where the satire is coming from. Lib dems shot themselves in the foot over tuition fees im afraid and it seems the country has punished them severely for it. but keep the satire coming. love it.
yami On September 11, 2016

Banned



grimsby, United Kingdom
#11New Post! May 08, 2015 @ 11:55:27
@LordGnome Said

Brilliant satire jennifer1984. i am a small c conservative and would have given c answers so rather disproves the theory but i am guessing you are a lib dem so i can see where the satire is coming from. Lib dems shot themselves in the foot over tuition fees im afraid and it seems the country has punished them severely for it. but keep the satire coming. love it.



Welcome to TFS and yes, if you can't look down on Sun/Daily Mail readers who can you look down on?
boxer On June 16, 2016

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, Zimbabwe
#12New Post! May 08, 2015 @ 12:00:31
@yami Said

if you can't look down on Sun/Daily Mail readers who can you look down on?



Jennifer?
yami On September 11, 2016

Banned



grimsby, United Kingdom
#13New Post! May 08, 2015 @ 12:09:15
^^But she looks up to our Royal family, which makes me laugh as I can't stand them.
boxer On June 16, 2016

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, Zimbabwe
#14New Post! May 08, 2015 @ 12:13:32
@yami Said

^^But she looks up to our Royal family, which makes me laugh as I can't stand them.



I'd f*** Harry... you can keep the rest of them.
DorkySupergirl On November 02, 2017




, Canada
#15New Post! May 08, 2015 @ 19:59:17
@boxer Said

I'd f*** Harry... you can keep the rest of them.



There's a photo of him bare bum from his drunken Vegas escapees.
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