I notice a guy who looks like hes been here awhile emerge from a cave.
" oh good, well at least we have shelter."
@Codrus Said
I am awakened upon the shore of an unknown land by the cold, salty splash of the sea, as I the fog in my head slowly clears i wearily drag myself further upon the shore, I am exhausted yet uninjured. I hear the mocking laughter of gulls overhead as I attempt the rid my pallet of the bitter taste of the sea. I remind myself that fate is a fickle, loving, temptress of man so easily brought to scorn...and I laugh unto myself at the ironic blade she has twisted into my back. As I continue to gather my senses about me I scan my surroundings for some semblance of my whereabouts but the virgin sands will not be quick to answer my queries, as I scan the shoreline further, in the distance I can see what looks to be others coaxed from their briny slumber. I do not recall departing my previous location with anyone so I am vigilant as I quickly seek cover among the foliage opposite the shore, I decide to cautiously close the distance between myself and these strangers ( again I laugh to myself "who is the stranger here?" )...it would be wise to remain concealed until I am able to discern the nature of those in the distance ...... so I continue my cautious approach while remaining hidden among the brush....
I hear the bushes move but when i look see nothing and decide it must have been the wind.
I than here someone calling from offshore and turn to watch as a little raft floats by.
@waldo Said
Circles round the island in my boat trying to attract people of said island in to coming for a BOOZE CRUISE. But really I'm a pirate catain. RRRRRRRRRRRRR
"did he say booze? He's joking right? Or...nevermind." I think to myself that i should keep my thoughts to myself until i figure out where the hell i am. Some very odd people here.
@maximillion Said
runs past everyone but nekkid screaming Willson!!!!
Watches as the bearded man runs by. "did he just say wilson? like wilson out of the bloody movie? f***in 'ell where the hell am i? this is nuts."
Then the ball scratches speaks to me and i have to avert my eyes as he doesn't seem to think to pee in the bushes. I think to myself i wish i could pee standing.
@cammie Said
*takes a piss standing up*...sighs.
Eyes clear. I notice there's others here..
Someone yells..."how'd we get here"...
*hmmm...cutie*
How'd YOU get here baby....
and where's the food? I'm hungry
Smiling and then laughing.
"wow typical male. I'm Elza. Shall we see if the naked guy has some food? Personally i'd like to know if we are on earth as the seaweeds pink and this doesn't feel like sand to me." I think to myself, oh lord that didn't sound like something a sane person would say, but i am right about the sand and candyfloss seaweed... i think?.
Once again the little raft flats by.
@waldo Said
All aboard me hearties.
Yelling out to them, " how long have you been here?! and do you know where we are?"