Max has been banished!!! May 02, 2010 @ 07:58:00 am
I have banned Max from the CC forums for being a cheating whore!! f*** you Max!!
I never want to see your hairy little face again.I hate you,you b****!!
i am a cheating whore and a slut? I really loved you with all of my heart and very essence of my beings. I told you that you could have half my savings which is 200$ for you and then 200$ for me.
You want to know why I did what I did! I heard you on the telephones telling your friends you were using me for my chairs that does the massage. I heard you and then you told me I had to pay for all the beers that I do not even drink.
I gave you all I had and the best of my years and this is how you do me.
The wedding is off and I want my 200$ back b****!
My Mommy even made you milk and cookies before bed and tucked us both in so you hurt my Mommy too.
You even ate all my cookies she gave me you greedy old man!
You want to ban me there? You can't because I am the official mascot. So ban this motherf***er!
The brush for your toots that I bought you, you made me mad one day and I rubbed it all over my fury bum and doggie testicles. How does your breaths smell now, loser!
I let you into my home, Dave. I prepared milk and homemade cookies for you each night. I gave you the best pillow in the house and let you use my fancy lotions, shampoos and shower gels. I paid for all those kinky ppv's you and Max ordered and you are going to do my son this way.
I expected more from you Dave. Maye if you would have cuddled with Max and not used him for his massage chair and mini fridge full of beer, he would have kept it in his pants. Not like he really wears pants but oyu know what I am talking about.
He is now in the kitchen crying into his lamb food.
Dave better be giving child support fee if something went too far!
Dave's been cheating on Max too? Was he trying to hook up with a new one? He said you were cheating on you! I hate this lifetime moments!