The young man was trying hard to impress his date.

He called the drink waiter over and asked for a bottle of Chateau Neuf Du Pap 1985.

Upon tasting it, the young man refused the bottle saying it was a 1987 vintage from the north west coast vineyards.

"Please bring me exactly what I ordered."

The second bottle was opened and the young man took a mouthful. Once again, he impatiently exclaimed, "This is not what I asked for, This is a 1983 vintage and it's from the vineyards at Cote D'Azur."

The Restauranteur, have a night off, was sitting at the bar listening to the conversation. He went over to the table and said to the young man, "I'm most impressed by your knowledge of liquor. Try this and tell me if you can tell me what it is."

The young man swelled up with pride, took a mouthful of the contents in the glass and swilled it around.

"That tastes like piss" he cried as he spat it out.

"You're right", said the restauranteur, "Now tell me what age I am and where I was born."

ahahaha Shame.

Ewwwwwww