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treebee On April 13, 2015
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London, United Kingdom
#16New Post! Nov 14, 2009 @ 12:11:58
@SparklyKatie Said

On 8 out of 10 cats last night Jason Manford said something I thought was funny.

Women say childbirth is comparable to a kick in the balls for men (I wouldn't know either way I've not given birthyet lol) but women choose to have a second or third baby after the pain of the first, you never hear men say to their mates "Hmm you know what? I really fancy a kick in the balls"



LOL very true
TheMightyOz On March 17, 2015
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Luton, United Kingdom
#17New Post! Nov 14, 2009 @ 12:35:40
@TrOoPs Said

men can easily pee behind a tree when caught short, women have to either hang on til they manage to get to a toilet which I have dont causing the worst pain you can imagine or squat behind a bush whilst trying to avoid pissing over both feet!



Unfortunately, the ability to pee standing up leaves us open to that moment where we catch ourselves in the zip. That has to be a contender for the worst pain ever.
blackfoot1964 On December 08, 2016




Dunstable, Massachusetts
#18New Post! Nov 14, 2009 @ 12:37:23
I'll agree 100% with that one!!
TrOoPs On April 02, 2010

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#19New Post! Nov 14, 2009 @ 12:47:24
@TheMightyOz Said

Unfortunately, the ability to pee standing up leaves us open to that moment where we catch ourselves in the zip. That has to be a contender for the worst pain ever.



still cant compare to child birth! and in the case of catching yourself in your zip, make sure you tuck it in your y fronts properly first!
Electric_Banana On February 05, 2024




, New Zealand
#20New Post! Nov 14, 2009 @ 21:57:49
@Unbarbie Said

as men will never worry about boob... wait a minute some of them wouldn't mind a pair of their own to play with!



Lol! Some heavy men already have their own set of moobs to play with.
Chrill On August 01, 2022
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Järfälla, Sweden
#21New Post! Nov 18, 2009 @ 01:12:31
@TheMightyOz Said

Unfortunately, the ability to pee standing up leaves us open to that moment where we catch ourselves in the zip. That has to be a contender for the worst pain ever.



Quite frankly, how can you be this clumsy?
MonkeyMadness On April 08, 2015
Lord of your mum





Big Tree, United Kingdom
#22New Post! Dec 07, 2009 @ 20:21:45
@TrOoPs Said

still cant compare to child birth! and in the case of catching yourself in your zip, make sure you tuck it in your y fronts properly first!



I cant imagine regular, normal child brith actually hurting that much because when it goes wrong it hurts even more.
Plus add in the fact that all women use child birth as a reason to make them better than men (dont deny it ladies you know its true) makes it unfair and from this moment on against the rules to claim 'it hurts'.

I'm so glad im behind a computer screen right now
DeepRed On March 07, 2010
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#23New Post! Dec 07, 2009 @ 20:24:01
@TheMightyOz Said

Unfortunately, the ability to pee standing up leaves us open to that moment where we catch ourselves in the zip. That has to be a contender for the worst pain ever.



Surely you have to be pretty daft for that to happen
TrOoPs On April 02, 2010

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#24New Post! Dec 07, 2009 @ 20:31:34
@MonkeyMadness Said

I cant imagine regular, normal child brith actually hurting that much because when it goes wrong it hurts even more.
Plus add in the fact that all women use child birth as a reason to make them better than men (dont deny it ladies you know its true) makes it unfair and from this moment on against the rules to claim 'it hurts'.

I'm so glad im behind a computer screen right now



if your misses sees this, then I hope you can run fast

try pushing a whole orange out starting from your stomach to the end of your willy and say it dont hurt...... GOD men cry over a splinter
MonkeyMadness On April 08, 2015
Lord of your mum





Big Tree, United Kingdom
#25New Post! Dec 07, 2009 @ 20:32:43
@TrOoPs Said

if your misses sees this, then I hope you can run fast

try pushing a whole orange out starting from your stomach to the end of your willy and say it dont hurt...... GOD men cry over a splinter



I never cry over splinters!

I pass out.
TheForumSiteGimp On July 12, 2015

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#26New Post! Dec 07, 2009 @ 20:36:18
no contest i could knock any of you ho's the f..k out
TrOoPs On April 02, 2010

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#27New Post! Dec 07, 2009 @ 20:36:54
@MonkeyMadness Said

I never cry over splinters!

I pass out.



bigs girls blouse!!!!!!!!!
TrOoPs On April 02, 2010

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#28New Post! Dec 07, 2009 @ 20:40:04
@TheForumSiteGimp Said

no contest i could knock any of you ho's the f..k out



wanna bet!!!!!!! wanna put that to the test Oh mighty Gimp
TheForumSiteGimp On July 12, 2015

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#29New Post! Dec 07, 2009 @ 20:44:23
@TrOoPs Said

wanna bet!!!!!!! wanna put that to the test Oh mighty Gimp




don't make e laugh .....we're the stronger sex ....deal with it b**** lol
TrOoPs On April 02, 2010

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#30New Post! Dec 07, 2009 @ 20:48:52
@TheForumSiteGimp Said

don't make e laugh .....we're the stronger sex ....deal with it b**** lol



in smell for sure, but there are many pussy men out there who get blown over by a fart! YOU INCLUDED! unless you can prove otherwise! sheep shagger!
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