WHAT SHOULD I NAME THIS BEAR?

ok, so my neighboors down the street were trying to loose weight on nutrisystem but were unsucessful. they recieved these reward bears in the mail for every 10lbs they lost. they got about 5 bears and sent them all to me because I collect stuffed animals. i gave 4 of them away to my sisters and kept one for myself.

The Bear is green and says nutrisystem with a 40 on the back of it.

THE ULTIMATE QUESTION IS: WHAT SHOULD I NAME THIS BEAR?

420!

Yes!

fo'ddy cent!

Bahahaha

I'd name that bear 420.

Or Leroy Jenkins. Or, name him Greenpeace.

i don't get it? whats so funny about 420?

..... is that sarcasm?

On noez!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4:20

no seirously, whats so funny? i must be stupid!

holy crap! is that canibalism?

No. Cannabis! As in marijuana. The stuff you roll into joints and smoke.

HOLY CRAP! Is that canibalism?

O Mi Gosh! i almost peed my pants i laughed so freaking hard! hahaha! My little nutrisystem bear is officialy named 420 :P