Sassi was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge.

Sassi was appearing in court to face a public disorder charge. The charges were read out, and she was asked how she pleaded.

"Not guilty," Sassi answered emphatically.

The prosecuting attorney then approached Sassi and said:

"Isn?t it true that on the 11th of December you committed an act of gross indecency with a drunken man in the open bed of a 2002 Ford track driven by a sailor imbibing whisky from an open bottle while speeding through the center of Chicago in a light rain?"

Sassi composed herself, looked straight at the prosecutor and calmly said:

"What was the make of that truck again?" (j/k)