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ultranewbie On December 31, 2012




el dorado, New Mexico
#1New Post! Nov 24, 2008 @ 04:20:42
Secret #1

i was working with an 8 yr old boy who, at first was kind of apprehensive about his medical exam..After only a few minutes of working with him, he relaxed, and became quite comfortable..his mom was sitting not too far from us..i complimented him on being so "fit" considering the obese children i'm seeing these days..

The kid thought about it, and said quite nonchalantly...

"You know? my mom always calls me skinny"..he sighed, after a few seconds he looks dead at his mother and says.."but when dad's not around, she calls him fat!"

Secret #2

I was walking to my car, when a woman waved me down in the parking lot..i walked over to her, and clearly saw she in distress..She had three boys with her, the eldest being about 10 yrs. old..She explained she had locked herself out of her car, with the engine running, and had been waiting a long time for AAA to show up.

We both had Honda's and she asked if i could try my key in the door lock, since this seemed to work for her before...with a sage look, the 10 yr. old put his hand on his hip and said "It's the the 3rd time she's done it this week..."
loveis On January 15, 2010
brat-inella


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In the mirror,
#2New Post! Nov 24, 2008 @ 04:30:13
Yep, you might as well pick out the tallest tree around, and hang yourself from it, rather than EVER talk around kids!
lindasue1718 On January 13, 2010




San Antonio, Texas
#3New Post! Nov 24, 2008 @ 04:33:23
Yea, my 3 year old has to report to me exactly what bad word daddy has said everytime he cusses and she hears it.
Skyseeker On November 01, 2009




idk,
#4New Post! Nov 24, 2008 @ 04:35:50
Those are pretty good. You should post more if anyone ever tell you anything.

When i think about it no one has ever told me any secrets on accident. Ive accidentally said things though.
MartianLeader On February 20, 2015
PazuzuPossessed





Exorcist Drive,
#5New Post! Nov 24, 2008 @ 04:41:37
As long as its not the secret of life!!

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IcyMist On February 17, 2010




Tampa, Florida
#6New Post! Nov 24, 2008 @ 11:44:21
Leave it to kids, they seem to know just the wrong moment to blurt out some embarrasing things that you would prefer not be blurted out. Gotta love em!!!
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