Some more funny words to start/end your day

Cashtration: The act of buying or building a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize that it was your money to start with

Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly

and finally

Hipatitus: terminal coolness

Have a great one!

Anachronistic : Having a personality or trait from the past!!

myjovialism: laughing at ones own joke.

Ignoranus-not knowing you're an @$$

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Plumsasnug - word for when your trousers are too tight!