ROAD RAGE! Have you been involved?

road rage..hehehehe....i think we all come to it sooner or later...no matter how patient or mellow we may be...the time does come...and it came to me...i'm a really patient guy....i let dogs and cats have right of way..
but...one day.....i went down under k-mart into the dark deep bowels of the carpark and joined the people cruising about looking for a spot..
I was in no real hurry....and usually let others go first here and there..
whats the rush...but after being nice for 20 minutes...it was getting to me how ignorent and abusive some people are..

AND THEN I SAW IT! there was a spot coming up down in front of me...
THE REVERSE LIGHTS CAME ON....i moved up, leaving enough room for the driver to back out and i can slide straight in..no worries...
........and out of the corner of my eye....to my left...in the other lane on the other side of a row of parked cars....WAS THIS WOMAN IN HER FANCY CAR..WATCHING...READY TO POUNCE..on my spot coming up....

The sweat was dripping of me...she was watching me...I'm watching her...motors revving...hopping forward...she was to my left...if the driver pulling out backs out to the right...I GOT IT...

dammm...he pulled out to the left..oh well..i'll just be quicker here...

THE DRIVER BACKS OUT into the lane..i move close...the spot is right in front of me...a car space away....my hands tremble on the wheel..gripping tight...my heart thumping...i look THAT WOMAN'S WAY..SHE LOOKS MINE...i see the evilness in here eyes......
she moves...gone behind a car..i can't see her...damm..

Ahhh..here i go..my foot goes down on the pedal...
i start to make a big smile.....
THEN THIS BLOODY WOMAN NICKS IN AND CUTS ME OFF

She backs up a little nearly hitting me and moves smoothly into MY SPOT!

People every where wandering about looking for their car...screamin kids...old granny standing in the middle of moving cars chatting away..

I toot my horn....my eyes are glazed...my control has gone..
I am not i.....moving my car right up behind hers...
full intentions of ramming her into the wall untill there was enough room for me to park...

I get out of the car....moving traffic has stopped...because i'm blocking it..

WHAT THE @#$% DO YA THINK YOUR DOIN WOMAN? I yells..nearly foaming at the mouth..YOU CAN SEE I WAS WAITING ON THAT SPOT?

And she casually gets out of her car..
locks it up...and gives me a big catty grin and the finger...
WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO IT ABOUT ARSEHOLE? she says...

Others around me are cheering me on...to do something about it...
I was fuming....
YOUR A MORON.....YA LUCKY YOUR A WOMAN!...OTHERWISE I'D BE OVER THERE TO KICK THE @#$% OUT OF YOU AND YA FANCY @#$%^&* CAR! (i was shocked to hear me saying all this)

BUT!...this smartly dressed lady in a bussiness suit gives me the finger double and laughs as she walks off with a last comment
HAVE A NICE DAY YA LOSER!

I lean't back in the car and pulled out my sawn off shotty...
and blew her #$%^&* head off....
I ended up with 28 year's with no parole for manslaughter..

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Nhaaaa....not really...

I looked about....people looking back at me..you could hear a pin drop....no-one said nothing....

I shook my head...I was defeated...took a note of her car and number...got back in my car and parked elsewhere...

Full control of the situation see...

Well sorta i was screamin at this old lady but in my car...
I was traveling down the motorway sittin on 120 klms and i saw out corner my eye this little buz box trying to merge into my lane .. i tooted my horn to let her know where i was but no... damn old woman must have her hearing aid turned off...

She continues into my lane, i cant go right i have no choice but to hit the anchors.....

i blast my horn and flash my lights but nope still no response...

i am furious and screaming at my steering wheel...

then i overtook her...

lol pointless it seems but felt good

she didnt have the foggiest what was going on either... i looked at her as i drove past and she in her own little world..