Some dirty f***rat has been telling the boss I dont do my job because I prioritize helping Dan do his job.
It all f***ing lies, I havent helped Dan this week.
I broke the security system.
Peoples whos surname begins with R cant get in half of the main building and one other building locked itself up tight at around 10 today.
On the plus side I seem to have recived an email telling me that I am required to attend a meeting to do with rcycling in the complex, so people still trust me
One of the minions: Where is....um......85 the high st?
Me: What is the address of TMH? (a building of ours)
Minion: Um.....87
Me: Street?
Minion: Hight street
Me: So?
Minion So what?
*facepalm*
Playing neverwinter nights and then I watched a film because I couldnt sleep. Now my eyes feel like sand paper and im at work and everyone else is off sick Happy f***ing monday!
c***ing f***
we are due just rain now 
