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Join Date: Feb 2008 |
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ok so my last 2 entries were a bit bitchy but id rather have happy ones  this is just 4 things you think are fun or make you laugh ill put some jokes up if i can find any  for everyone | |
turtleeater101
General
288 points | i love bad jokes.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
just like that one. |
xxstormxx
Points Whore
919 points |  pray there are no feminists about then |
x_Laura_x
Abominable Snowman
81875 points | turtleeater101 said:
i love bad jokes.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
just like that one.
Lmao! |
turtleeater101
General
288 points | more bad jokes abound.
Two newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.
He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."
The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."
He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"
The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"
He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"
"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude." |
xxstormxx
Points Whore
919 points | hope ppl have got humors 
lmfao id do tht |
turtleeater101
General
288 points | yup. ill bet u would.
a scotsman, an englishman and an irishman all go into a bar.
the barman looks up and says "what is this? some sort of joke?" |
xxstormxx
Points Whore
919 points | | and dont you forget it turtle |
xxstormxx
Points Whore
919 points | turtleeater101 said:
lol yes miss.
cheeeeeeeeky |
andrewsh
Mega Über-Meister
4347 points | | oh its all about jokes, i thought fun post was something else, oh well my mind is in the gutter again soz |
turtleeater101
General
288 points | last awful joke then.
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both roar like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave |
xxstormxx
Points Whore
919 points | turtleeater101 said:
last awful joke then.
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both roar like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave
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