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My house is starting to fill up , I have sent some of them to hotels , some of them are staying with other family members. Why on earth did my Mom and dad have 10 chidlren , that means I have a ton of nieces and nephews ,brothers , sisters and spouses everywhere.
Everyone is starting to gather for the wedding. The wedding shower and Bachelorette party are tonight , the guys are giving Teddy his Bachelar party tonight as well.
There are wall to wall people here and I need some nerve pills or a stiff drink or something.
Here's a list of the people who have now made it into town for my wedding.
My brother Randy ,wife Tonya and their six kids Jonathon,Byron, cindy , candy , sandy, and faith
My sister Stacy and spouse Ethan and their four kids Jackie , cotton , Bryson and Blake
My sister Rosetta and her husband Ernest thier two kids Dustin ad Jarrod
My sister Paula and her girlfriend Christy
My sister Jessica and husband Todd and thier five kids Sam , Alley , Andrew , and Alex
My brother Tommy and his wife Genna and two kids Rhett and Scarlett (yeah genna is a gone with the wind fan)
My brother cliff and wife Cynthia
My uncle Mark and his wife Helen
My Uncle HOllis and his wife Gladys
My Aunt Sally
My uncle Tom
My friend Laura (my life saver)
My friends Rod, Mike , Seth, Eden , Tonya , Sharon , and Beverly all here from EAst TN:.
Something tells me we are going to have a bunch of drunks around town tonight. | |
 Chelsea_59
Über Master Debater 8037 points | wildchild said: My house is starting to fill up , I have sent some of them to hotels , some of them are staying with other family members. Why on earth did my Mom and dad have 10 chidlren , that means I have a ton of nieces and nephews ,brothers , sisters and spouses everywhere.
Everyone is starting to gather for the wedding. The wedding shower and Bachelorette party are tonight , the guys are giving Teddy his Bachelar party tonight as well.
There are wall to wall people here and I need some nerve pills or a stiff drink or something.
Here's a list of the people who have now made it into town for my wedding.
My brother Randy ,wife Tonya and their six kids Jonathon,Byron, cindy , candy , sandy, and faith
My sister Stacy and spouse Ethan and their four kids Jackie , cotton , Bryson and Blake
My sister Rosetta and her husband Ernest thier two kids Dustin ad Jarrod
My sister Paula and her girlfriend Christy
My sister Jessica and husband Todd and thier five kids Sam , Alley , Andrew , and Alex
My brother Tommy and his wife Genna and two kids Rhett and Scarlett (yeah genna is a gone with the wind fan)
My brother cliff and wife Cynthia
My uncle Mark and his wife Helen
My Uncle HOllis and his wife Gladys
My Aunt Sally
My uncle Tom
My friend Laura (my life saver)
My friends Rod, Mike , Seth, Eden , Tonya , Sharon , and Beverly all here from EAst TN:.
Something tells me we are going to have a bunch of drunks around town tonight.
Dude, Candy and Cotton? Unusual names.  |
 WildChild Perv Magnet Über-Moderator 104712 points | chelsea_59 said: Dude, Candy and Cotton? Unusual names.
Yeah I ain't crazy about the name Candy but oh well. Cotton is actually a nick name , he has white hair so daddy nicknamed him cotton so it just kind of stuck. |
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