There was a cloud over Topeka, kansas (250 miles?) this morning, so Ivan didn't want to take a chance of getting wet while peeing in the yard. Being the cunning fellow I am, I put his leash on him and said "wanna go for a walk?". Thinking I would bring him back in at the first raindrop, he happily went with me... When we got to the far side of the yard, I unhooked the leash and ran back to the house... Ivan looked at me, thought about rain, thought about his bladder, and let loose a stream! Success on a cloudy day! Life is good...