Gene Simmons...going to Heaven??


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Gene Simmons...going to Heaven??
August 12, 2008 @ 04:53:04 am

Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton and Gene Simmons arrived to the golden gate in heaven and stood in front of God on his throne.

God spoke: Before you get a space beside me I have to ask you what you believe and have faith within?

"I believe music and my guitar is the meaning of life itself. Nothing generates so much joy in to people's lives" said Hendrix. God offered a spot on his left side to Hendrix.

"I think courage, honour and passion is the meaning of life and I have tried to make my music an example of that during my lifetime" said Clapton. God offered a spot on his right side to Clapton

And You Gene, what do you believe? Gene looked up, cleared his throat, spit on the ground and said:
"I believe you are sitting on my chair”

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sabryankee Über-General 628 points	August 12, 2008 @ 04:57:52 am
	Oh hell no they ain't haha

Blondie85 Über-Meister 2572 points	August 12, 2008 @ 04:58:01 am
	When I read the title I thought wtf Gene Simmins is dead?

the_lone_wolf Minister 13614 points	August 12, 2008 @ 05:12:10 am
	blondie85 said: When I read the title I thought wtf Gene Simmins is dead? No he ain't dead yet, I think he's planning on livivng forever.

perliaa Debater 5482 points	August 12, 2008 @ 06:34:43 am
	blondie85 said: When I read the title I thought wtf Gene Simmins is dead? Same here

the_lone_wolf Minister 13614 points	August 12, 2008 @ 03:04:08 pm
	That's why I put the question marks at the end. And is he was dead I wouldn't post his death in my journal.

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