1. Start with the obvious - we can take a leak standing up. One word: convenience. Plus, who wants to sit on a public crapper?

2. Our chromosome arrangement is much better. Who wants to be XX, when you can be XY? After all, we put the XY in seXY.

3. Kids are important and lovable, sure. But I sure as hell don't want one of the things growing inside me, and then bursting out of my...areas.

4. The once-a-month problem? We're better off without it, no doubt.

5. We are bigger, stronger, faster and cleverer. I don't recall it being 'Mrs Einstein', or 'Miss Armstrong' (as in Lance). To prove this point - who would win if the Men's Tennis No.1 and Women's No.1 played? I'll let your laughter tell its own story as you imagine a WOMAN beating Roger Federer.

6. We have penises, and they are great.

7. Sex. Makes girls sluts, and men studs. Awesome.

8. Getting ready to go out. When it takes 20 mins WITH shower and everything, and not 4 hours, it actually leaves some time in your life to do things.

9. We do not require handbags, which are inconvenient and unnecessary, when we go places. Nobody even knows what's in those things anyway.

10. Our taste in movies is far superior. None of this 'Notting Hill' or 'Bridget Jones' stuff. Proper films are clear to see, like Gladiator, and Bond films.

11. According to the Bible, women were created as an afterthought. I'm pretty sure that's what it says, anyway.

12. Some real science now. As a rule, we have better 3D perception, hand-eye coordination and more refined motor skills, and are therefore better as visual-spatial activites. These include driving, manual tasks, working with computers, intricate jobs, mentally planning, and pretty much everything else. Women say they're better with emotions and stuff like that, but that's just because no one can prove that.

13. As a great man once said: "In Kazakhstan we say, God, man, horse, dog, then woman, then rat." This, I believe, is a dogma that is spreading to most countries now.

I'll stop there, though I could go on.
After all, it is MANkind. Hell, they named our race after us, and that makes us cool.