I'm the King of England and you can piss off if you don't believe me, 'cause I've got this throne thing I sit on and like, loads of money and stuff so I must be King. So don't get cheeky with me alright? Unless you want to lose your testicals.

Stevenfreaken is the greatest man who ever lived 'cause I said so and it must be true 'cause I'm King and like rule the country or something.

People often say to me "Shut up! Or I'll smack you one!" Other times they say "Isn't Stevenfreaken the most fantastic thing on planet earth? And isn't everyone else who lives a useless bunch of ****s?" I nod my head in agreement of course 'cause I'm King and you better start worshipping Stevenfreaken@yahoo.com 'cause I said so and I'm the most powerful man in the universe ok? So I'm going to give Michael Jackson a kick in the crotch now, goodbye and don't forget to kiss my royal ass.

We're here for a good time, not for a long time..

I'm married, to a gorgeous filipina extraordinaire!! And I'm a PAT tester.