Hello.

Welcome To My World.

Take A Ticket.
Join The Queue.
Looks Longer Than It Really Is, Honest.

I'm 21 But Act 13.
Somethings Have Forced Me To Grow Up,
I'll Keep On Fighting Them.

I Don't Want To See You Naked On Cam.
Won't Give My MSN Out To Just Anyone.
If You Ask For It
I'll Know You Didn't Bother To Read All That I've Written.
And That's Not Nice, Is It?

Don't Judge Me By My Pictures.
Looks Can Be Deceiving.
You Might Think I'm A Poser.
I'm Not Vain See, I Just Love Myself.

I'm Spoiled But Only Cause I Want It Now
I Can Get Jealous But Only Cause You Should Be Looking At Me
I'm Impatient, But Only Cause Your Not Going Fast Enough

My Mum Tells Me I'm Wonderful
She's Always Right.
My Dad Says I'm His Princess
Pa** Me My Tiara Please.

People Lie
Spread Gossip
Be Nasty,
Just As Well I Don't Give A Shit.

Angelina Jolie Makes Me Question My Sexuality.

~LOVE~

Pink
Glitter
Fluff
Shoes
Shopping
Dancing In The Rain
Singing In The Shower
Sleeping Till Afternoons
Puddle Jumping
Days Off
Sunshine
Snow
Flip Flops
Cookies
Pizza
Marini With Lemon
Pussy Cats
Doggies
Turtles
Soduku
Writing
Reading
Drawing
Neck Kisses
Back Tickles
Long Baths
Tummy Tickling
Butterfly Kisses
Schnogattroffs
Snuggles
Tangletastic Cuddles
Dressing Up
Cute PJ's
Posing
Talking
Being An Auntie
Broad Shoulders
Stubble
Sarcasm
Pillow Fights
Tattoos

~HATE~

Cheaters
Players
Jealous People
Bitchy People
Being Bored
Not Seeing Family
Puff Balls With Spiky Hair
Gerkins
Olives
ParcelForce
Fighting
Arguing
People Moaning
Dirty Looks
Being Ogled By Strange Men
Being Alone
Ear Licking
Toe Sucking
Rasism
Discrimination
Piercings

~WOODY ALLEN~

"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love"

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night"

"I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government"

~OSCAR WILDE~

"I can resist everything except temptation"

"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly"

"Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much"

"You can only be young once but you can be immature forever"

~BILLY CONNELLY~

"Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?"

"The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards"

~~~~Thank You And Good Bye!~~~~