ok so i'm just copying this from comedycentral.com, i didnt really do it!!!

ok so i was sitting @ my office one day and i needed 2 call a client of mine. i got the paper i wrote the number on and called. "hello?" "hi this is john smith**((cant remember the real one)) is julie white** there?" "NO!" ~slam phone~ wow that made me mad so the next day i called back and when the guy picked up i said "u r a jackass!!" and slammed the phone. so for months i did that whenever i was having a bad day 2 cheer me upp!! then my company got caller id so i was nervous of ever calling the jacka** back again. so i called and he answered and i said "hello this is the phone company r u familiar w/ caller id?" "NO!" ~phone slam~ yess..i could keep calling!!
so one day i was gonna pull in2 a space a slow old lady was pulling out of..i waited for like 10 mins and backed out of the way so she could leave. then i started 2 go in the space when a black corvette screeched up and took it!! the guy got out and i tried to ask him nicely 2 move and he ignored me. i noticed the car was for sale! there was a phone number on the for sale sign in the window...i wrote it down.
so thenn the next week i called him and i said "hello, i noticed that ur black corvette is for sale?" "yessir it is" "can i have ur address?" "its 111 35th ave.**" "thank you when is the best time to come look @ the car?" "in the evenings" "thank you" then the next day i called him back w/ the telephone company thing..he didnt have caller id!! so now i had 2 jackasses to call whenever i had a bad day. but after a few weeks i got bored, and the spark left. so i did something HILARIOUS!!
i called the first jackass. "u r a jackass" i said. but i didnt slam. he said "r u still on the phone?"he said. "yea"i said. "stop calling me a jackass"he siad. "fine wanna duke it out?"i said. "ya basta**"he said. "bring it where do u live?"i said. "i'll b home in the evening at 111 35th ave." "fine i'll b there loser and b prepared"i said. ~phone slam~ then i called the other jacka** w/ the car. "u r a jackass" i said. but i didnt slam. he said "r u still on the phone?" "yea" "stop calling me a jackass" "fine wanna duke it out?" "ya basta**"he said. "bring it @ my house 111 35th ave. in the evening!"i said.((c my evil plan)) "i'll b there"he said then slammed the phone. haha
so then i called an operator and left an anonymous message that i was gonna kill my gay friend that evening @ 111 35th ave. then i called the police that evening telling them there would be a gangsta fight on 35th ave. then early evening i drove over and watched the 2 jackasses fighting eachother w/ sirens and cops pulling out guns all over the road and helicopters flying around...
that was the best day of my freakin life!!!!