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mosthauntedlover
Über-Minister
15853 points | JEFF DUNHAM!!!
December 02, 2008 @ 09:14:17 pm | Jeff Dunham the ventriloquist was in my home town Sunday night. We bought our tickets like 5 months ago and OH MY GOSH he was SOOO hilarious! He's soo much better in person than on TV. He did some encore stuff from his christmas special but then he did a bunch of new and improvise stuff. He was making himself laugh at some of the stuff he was making Achmed say. We were really close too. I tried to get pictures but none of them really came out except for two of Achmed. My mom was laughing so hard she was crying and I was laughing so hard I could hardly breath through most of it! My neck was sore afterwards.
Anyone familiar with Jeff?5 comments | Reply |
jmo
Über-Monkey
57199 points | Feeling Ill
November 28, 2008 @ 06:09:23 pm | Just not feeling myself at all, I'm struggling to read both the work I have to do and the book I'm reading for pleasure at the moment.
Feels sucky, my throat is agony, head feels heavy I feel really dizzy, have a stiff neck and back alont with a nose that wont quit running.
I seem to be getting ill a lot lately, tis frustrating.2 comments | Reply |
psycoskunk
Über-Minister
19689 points | Bored
November 27, 2008 @ 09:45:54 pm | I need attention. I can't help it! I'm an attention whore. Anyone wanna talk, or let me smell their feet, or make me laugh?  2 comments | Reply |
jmo
Über-Monkey
57199 points | So I Bought A Piņata
November 26, 2008 @ 04:03:05 pm | It is one of my flatmates birthdays today, so I went out to the shops to get him a present, and for some reason I bought him a Piņata. No f**king idea why, anyway, just filled it with sweets and we're going to suspend it from the roof of our flat and use one of my miniature cricket bats instead of a stick.
Could be a lot of fun, or could be a really stupid present to get my mate.6 comments | Reply |
jmo
Über-Monkey
57199 points | The Weight Of Years
November 21, 2008 @ 11:29:23 pm | Girls, be good to these spirits of music and poetry
that breast your threshold with their scented gifts.
Lift the lyre, clear and sweet, they leave with you1 comments | Reply |
jmo
Über-Monkey
57199 points | I Went Crazy
November 19, 2008 @ 02:06:59 am | Earlier this evening I was feeling a bit upset about something so I dicided to play some guitar and muse about what I was feeling upset about.
Then the fat bitter porter came up, in his usual way of not even knocking. He asks 'Who was playing Guitar?'. I told him it was me and he asked my name to put me on report. Apparently my guitar playing had got complaints. He said 'playing guitar at this time, there must be something wrong with you'. Something wrong with me!? For f**king playing guitar when I'm miserable? What about that American prick who complained in the first place? (It's the same guy, this American guy, who is always writing 'papers')
It was half 1 in the morning, a time when every other student in the f**king country is awake, but he complains to the porter. Doesn't even come to our flat to ask me to stop playing or anything, straight to the porter.
I was f**king raging, couldn't believe the audacity.
Fucking sick of people being such c**ts. We are at uni, were bound to make a wee bit of noise as we try and enjoy the last few years of pre-work freedom of our lives. I don't want some Glasgow fat prick to come up and tell me I'm on report again.
FFS3 comments | Reply |
jmo
Über-Monkey
57199 points | Something Wrong With Me
November 13, 2008 @ 01:42:38 pm | So I woke up at 8:30, got showered, breakfasted etc then sat down and started writing my essay.
Did almost half of it in three hours of non-stop working. Then I stopped for lunch, now I can't physically inspire myself to start working again. I wasn't even thinking of taking a break till I got hungry for lunch, but now I can't get myself to do the rest of the essay. If I work another three hours the whole thing will be done and out of my mind, why can't I apply myself?6 comments | Reply |
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