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Ogler
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41/M/Back for now, United Kingdom
Join Date: Dec 2005 |
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I got e-mailed this 2 mins ago 
How can you live without knowing this?
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??) | |
dragonwars
Über-Minister
15396 points | I wanna be a pig lion  |
x_chanelle_x
Über-Minister
15813 points | 
You cant tell me, that the pigs dont have sex for pleasure.. i mean christ 30mins  |
x_chanelle_x
Über-Minister
15813 points | | And they get to roll around in mud oh the fun! |
dragonwars
Über-Minister
15396 points | x_chanelle_x said:
And they get to roll around in mud oh the fun!
No one is going to stop you rolling around in the mud lol they will just not be friends with you afterwards. |
twiztidangel
Why So Serious?
Über-Moderator
31141 points | dragonwars said:
No one is going to stop you rolling around in the mud lol they will just not be friends with you afterwards.
*pushes you in the mud*
does this mean we're not friends anymore?? |
dragonwars
Über-Minister
15396 points | twiztidangel said: *pushes you in the mud*
does this mean we're not friends anymore??
 yes! |
vanished
Debater
5846 points | um ok then, the only thing i have to ask is how do they know it last 30 min 
well i think i don't want to know how they know |
stefficles
Ogler
22867 points | A mate of mine is training to be a vet and when he was artificially inseminating a pig he decided to wiggle it around a bit and the pig started grunting and groaning. I don't think giving a pig an orgasm should be right somehow...  |
osm
Über-Minister
19860 points | | how do you get a black light may I ask? |
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