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JuanSmith


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20845 points
bah hum bug
November 26, 2008 @ 08:00:18 pm
I really really hate the holiday seasons.. too much trying to please everyone and their stupid mothers and then the "hey you get this year's thanksgiving off" followed by an "oh never mind, more work". so much for having federal holidays off. I would understand If my job was somehow related to the security of an installation and I had to provide said security . hell I would definitely understand that but. .. well not even going to go into details.

somehow I got lucky enough to have some time off but. it all came too fast and it's hard to make plans and do time management when you have no f**king clue what can come up at the last minute. so now, I need to find a house sitter. any takers? hot tub/ spa and penis shaped sugar cookies are available to any one willing to do this
so I need to find someone to take care of my pets while I try and go spend the holidays with my wife's family. which is now going to be almost a 12 hour drive thanks to the s**tty snowy weather up in the mountains. I need to leave today but still no one available to provide care or shelter for my pets.
and the one person who was supposed to stay here decided to take a trip to Mexico. who the f**k celebrates thanksgiving in Mexico..
damn hippie roommate.
So yeah. I told her I was leaving and she gave me a "can you find someone to take care of my cat" I gave her a WTF look and asked her why which is when she dropped the Mexico bomb.. I told her I was leaving and that My cats were already taken care of. enough food and water for a week, but her stupid fat-assed-starved-deranged cat would eat it all in one day if she were to do the same...
so now. My battery is fully charged. oh yeah my battery died..and has been resuscitated. I signed up for AAA. I figured it was about time.
and then as I was about to leave I realized I still had psycho cat outside. I can't just leave food out there or it will attract ants. so now I'm pulling my already non existent hair out. and I really hate stressing out over nothing and everything. I really really really really hate this time of year.
But the food should be good. so that makes up for the spirit of capitalism.
I really really hope my desert yeti car can do good in snow or ice.

so if you all see me here again sometime tomorrow that means I made it. if not I probably died in a car crash or froze to death. or busted a vein on my neck from being angry all the time.
have a nice day y'all

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JuanSmith


Ogler
20845 points
Blah just need to vent a wee bit.
October 30, 2008 @ 06:07:44 am
So work really sucks.. not because I have to go to work but because of the stupid morons I have to deal with on a regular basis. I don't mind doing actual military stuff but I hate trying to pretend to like someone and play the politic game. hell I hate it so much that I don't do it and then I get shunned upon for actually holding people accountable for their mistakes. I get looked down upon by the guy who is supposed to be the unbiased OIC.. all this for being GIMP. I have at this point it seems, wasted 8 year of service apparently for nothing. screw all the things i have done for my unit and all the sacrifices I have made to help alleviate workloads for my Marines. I'm the only Motherf**ker in this place with a legitimate injury/ actually had to have a major surgery done and I get frowned upon for not being able to keep up? yet I still manage to be more productive in every single way when last minute things need to be done, when s**t that the all mighty OIC f**ks up needs to be fixed, when any senior SNCO forgets to do something I somehow can get it done right then and there. yeah I guess I just suck for being s**t hot. It's amazing to me how under my leadership, troop morale was at an all time high physical fitness peaked for the most part and all military education got done. and Now with the current powers that be, everyone wants to kill themselves, we have fat bodies, miscommunication, long hours of wasting time, and no direct guidance from above. . yet I'm not productive..hmm. I have mentored 7 Marines who have all moved on and 2 who have surpassed me to attain Command Billets. yet I'm not an effective leader. Times like these just make me dream and wish I was back in tip top shape before any of my injuries so that I could beat some skulls in. But nooo. I have to play nice... me and nice at work do not mix..

so if anyone out there can and is willing to run 3 miles in 24 minutes, do at least 15 dead hang pull-ups or chin ups and do 100 crunches/sit-ups under 2 minutes, I would so pay you to run the PFT for me so that I can leave this place... either that or I wait many more months until I heal up and can do it myself..

but still any takers???

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JuanSmith


Ogler
20845 points
More Creepy Crawlies
October 04, 2008 @ 05:09:44 am
So First I catch A sun spider (camel Spider), then I catch a praying mantis. then I get assaulted by a scorpion on my birthday. Now I get this






so the video sucks and it's dark.

but yeah this thing almost got me.

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JuanSmith


Ogler
20845 points
random entry
October 02, 2008 @ 04:11:20 pm
""The following is a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles.

The Marines were backing-up LAPD on a call that someone had broken into a store.

At the scene, the cop told the Marines to "cover" him as he approached the store (to police, "cover" means to point your weapons in the direction of the threat, to Marines it means lay down a base of fire!).

The Marines promptly laid down a base of fire. The Marines fired 178 rounds before they stopped shooting.

The thief, scared and crying at this point, called 911 and reported, "They're shooting at me!". ""


I don't know if this is actually true but I can see it actually happening.

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JuanSmith


Ogler
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Happy death-birth-day to me???
September 26, 2008 @ 01:51:44 am
so yeah. i got some really nice champagne and chocolates from my love dove. and apparently the desert creatures decided to get me a present in the form of a scorpion sting.
yeah.. I got stung by the little f**ker on my foot. but luckily I have ogre/hobbit feet and the stinger didn't make it past the callus on my big toe. So. I decided to catch the bastard. little did he know that I eat bugs like him. well I have. during survival training, so I tortured his ass. I didn't eat him but I now have a new pet/emergency food supply
here are a few pics right before I put him in his new cell erm home




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JuanSmith


Ogler
20845 points
Drunk requests poll
September 24, 2008 @ 03:34:24 am
this weeks choicessss for DSRN

choose wisely. the bottom 5 will be booted never to return. Muahahahahaha

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JuanSmith


Ogler
20845 points
Go with Jesus or ROTT IN HELL.... ???
September 23, 2008 @ 02:31:11 am
So yeah, today was a long day of driving and testing out my new tires, and not getting pulled over for speeding. any who, I needed to get a haircut and needed money. so I decided to pull some out from the ATM. well the only BoA ATM is at a main corner in this s**t hole of a town I live in. as I'm there waiting to get my money, I got "attacked" by some Jesus fanatics that just so happened to be baptists. I call them the Cult of 29 Palms because they are more of a cult than a church. good thing they're not as bad as the westboro f**ks. but man. they ambushed me at the ATM.. "the source of all evil" they kept shouting Repent and blah blah blah..
so of course. my twisted little head decided to f**k with them. I totally forgot about ORM (operational risk management) and yeah... I said to one of the guys .. I repent for you being a stupid cult.?? yeah it made no sense but it was funny to me at the time. any who.. this lady got into it with me. she kept asking me why i would not repent and i told her "ma'am I'm too busy letting evil pay for everything in my life" I was not making any sense but it sure heated them up. I eventually got my money and got on the road . the rest of the cult members where out there with their "The end is coming, REPENT NOW" signs and were shouting at cars passing by.
lucky me, I got stuck at a red light and they kept harassing me and the other cars on the road. They eventually called us names like "stupid","baby killer" "Satan lover", "Faggot!" I was like WTF??
I laughed and shouted back to them :" you can tell me all of this because I allow you. it is because of people like me who defend your freedoms and your rights to exercise your religion . Not God not the president, not your minister, but people like us. Keep on attempting your message but know that you are turning more people away with your shouting and name calling. Of course every other person on the road was also a Marine and once I said that there was a lot of horn honking and Oohrahs coming from everywhere. I felt good.


so my question to you religious fanatic,

why must people do that? they try to recruit more into their cult but they go out and turn people off.
I thought the purpose of your religions was to spread love, peace and harmony.
am I wrong?
the sad thing about this particular cult. is that Marines attend the very same services as these guys do. so why the backstabbing and hypocrisy?

I know there are many of you religious people who are good to go and down to earth nice people. but I seem to run across more and more people who are f**ked up now a days and guess what... they are all religious. not a single Atheist or agnostic person I have met to this date has ever been mean or out right cruel to anyone.

can someone tell me why this is?

just boggles my mind.

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JuanSmith


Ogler
20845 points
PMO might as well be the DMV
September 16, 2008 @ 10:58:57 pm
most of you are already lost most likely.

I went in to get my decals replaced because they have been expired since my surgery. lo and behold. I get there and notice that not a single MP is working there anymore but two large. and I mean LAAARGE women and a 1 nice lady. hell I'm sorry but these two things were scary looking. probably around 290-350 . and like 5 feet 2 inches.. I normally do not care what people look like but I hate overweight f**ks who are all mad at the world and try to give me lip on my base doing what is supposed to be a military job. these bitches gave the Hoes at the DMV a run for their money in overall bitchiness poor customer service and in size.
All I wanted was to update my base pass, get the two little decals which would have taken at most maybe uhm 5 minutes tops. well . it took them 3 whole hours. so then I start to get mad and and tell them that I can go around and look up my info for them. i know how to work their systems and the bitch gave me even more lip and told me to be patient. I said "f**king hell"..didn't even yell it but somehow the tub of lard got scared and i was helped by a nice lady. took her 1 minute to look up my info and another to get my decals. I finally thought i would be moving along and didn't even notice the way she placed them on the windshield. so I try to go by the gate and the guard tells me my decals have expired. I was like WTF?!!!
. and told the LCPL that I just got my s**t fixed and of course no one wants a SGT yelling at them so he let me by. and then I get pulled over by a PMO cruiser. I was like WHAT THE FUCKING HELL NOW!??
then the coporal tells me that he just saw me coming out of the office but that the chick put my decal upside down so instead of reading 9 for 2009 it read 6. he replaced my decal on the spot i told him thanks and i was on my merry way. so then I pull up to work and . everyone is gone. so . I missed the second half of work and yeah.

I guess it was somewhat of a short work day.

I really do not understand why the Gov is willing to pay Civilians 3-4 times as much to do s**tty jobs and f**k everything up. when we already have military personnel more than qualified to do the job and with much more attention to detail and pride.

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JuanSmith


Ogler
20845 points
hitting the floor runing
September 15, 2008 @ 04:50:21 pm
yeah no fricking kidding here. some of you may know I had a major surgery done and was out of commission for 2 months. so I started working once again for full hours. and boy does it suck.
worked a a full 8 yes 8 day week. yesterday for almost 17 hours and once told i was having the day off I came home had a drink. yes one. and out of so much dehydration I got drunk and went to bed. somehow that 1 drink is still in me and i got called in to be back at work. ha ha so yeah. 9 day work week
oh if only I got paid overtime. I would not mind it so much. but yeah
that is basically to apologize to my Friday/weekend night/ drunk song request fans out there. I'm sorry but I've been working.
I will make it up to you dring this week I should have one day off sometime.

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JuanSmith


Ogler
20845 points
passing out is weird
August 30, 2008 @ 11:59:30 pm


SO yeah.. I think I just had my firt block out or something ha.

I think It might have been something I ate .. possible.. or.. who knows
Either way it was an interesting experience. now how to get rid of the headache?

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