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Seriously.. I didn稚 post all this s**t for me.. Its well worth the read
"Party in a box"


AAAAAAGH!! FFFUCK!!! f**k, s**t and other such expletives!!! ACCKK
ahh swearing, the beloved crutch of the intellectually deviant.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

New life experience ( scroll down),
( MEDIA corner )
Fuckable people ( scroll down, before donnie darko )




NEW: Life experiences
1) rice cooks up, spnich boils down.
2) Dont Poke the bear.
3) if you rbleeding from the ears.. go to the hospital.
4) cute as it may be, dont take it home till youve had a professional check it out ( ABSOLUTELY TRUE.. for dogs, cats and men)
5) Just.. NO.. dont do it !
6) not eveyone wants to see your baby pictures
7) its time for a song * ahem* dont you put it in your mouth (dont you put it in your mouth) dont you stuff it in your face ( dont you stuff it in your face) altho it may look good to eat ( like a candy or a sweet)... you get the point
Candy corn and binge drinking : dont do it after the age of 19
9) dont put belt buckles in your ears.
10)______________


anahalanopastic
(ann, Nah, HA, la, nop,tastic)


if a moose has something ( like grass)
its the moose's grass..
mooses lmao








PROUD: TFS junkie since July 2005,
USING: this profile since August


I have a conflicting personality disorder, I can稚 follow my own advice. I won稚 stop you from killing your self if I｡|m up on the ledge with a rope in my hand, that would be contradicting myself and I refuse to do it. But I値l tell you not to, I will try my best to keep you off that ledge. But if in the end you are still going though with it. I鼠l tell you how to tie the rope so it kills you faster. ( yes I知 speaking metaphorically).

i have a thing with qoats . i think the up faster than i can put em ' down here are a few i have collected.. feel free to use them.. some ore conversations and song clipings lol



one of the BEST comments i got
from bravo_zulu

You know how on Halloween you get a lot of "fun sized" candy bars? Well, Sarah is like some gigantic candy bar that small towns make so they can get in the Guinness book of world records and drum up tourism. Proportionally more fun if you follow.

These violent delights have violent ends. And their triumph die, like fire and powder, which as they kiss, consume- romeo and juliet

don't ask me how i am cause i'm fine
F- ucked up
I-nsecure
N-urotic
E-motional
( god * sniff* so true)

take my hand,lets run away, to a place in my dreams,where no one can reach us,where we can stand in this moment,forever


f**kin nazi easter bunnie.. YOU HEARD ME!





Sarah-eat your cookies old man! They池e laced with arsenic...
Doug-then at his funeral I shall say WHERE IS MY TOY TRUCK YOU COMMI BASTARD! then light his coffin on fire and be like MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHER FUCKER!



no moderation.. you could be dead before you finish

pennies form heaven are soon followed by tax collector form hell

Oh the things i could do with a spike strip and a bottle of ipecac

Its not how he says it, its how much ice cream he feeds you before he asks
-Linda

"she looks at me with those eyes"
Well WTF did you EXPECT her to look at you with?!

don｡|t look at me in that tone of voice!
-Payne

life is NOT like a box of chocolate. STOP saying that!. Chocolate is GOOD! All the time, every time. You can avoid the ones you don稚 like and choose the ones you do . You can SPIT THEM OUT! And normally there is a little picture of them with a description of what they are.
- me


in order to control the population, companies should take the warning labels off their products and let nature take its course

the chances of every thing in life is 1 in 2.. either it will happen.. or it wont

Victor : your kinky
Me: what?.. oh my name
Victor: yeah
Me: its a song
Victor : yeah a song SUUUURE
Me: it IS!
Victor : ok but its a kinky one
Me: ok fine its kinky.. but what are you going to do about it
Victor: whos that guy?
Me: your changing the subject
Victor: i know.. thats what i'm doing about it
is anyone f**kin reading this any more/.?.. didnt thnk so....

only thoes who do not believe fully in what they are doing feel the need to justify themselves

today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday - loto super 7 comercial


" WISE_CRACKING MANIC DEPRESSANT WITH A GOD COMPLEX"

(more soon)

quirky things about.. you guessed it.. ME!

1. I drag my left foot
2. 1 slur my speech.. but I think it｡|s a Canadian accenty thing
3. I cried when blink 182 broke up
4. I can do 50 sit ups in a min and then be sore for the next 3 days
5. I like tea, I drink it every day.. enough said
6. I cant function without 5 teaspoons of sugar a day
7. I can｡|t eat pure cane sugar
8. I have 3 naps a day.. bus to school, French class, bus home
9. No one can describe me.. I｡|m .. uh.. you know.. Sarah!
10. My new favorite band is Nirvana.. and for some reason I like the Beatles
11. I am addicted to froot loops
12. I have 2 showers a day
13. I think British and Aussie accents are SEXY!
14. I never had a room painted any other color other than white
15. I love socks but hate wearing them
16. GAIN!
17. My favorite word is bitches.. BITCHES
18. I am now a big sister, forgotten middle child and family anomaly

Because I love you, I値l let you make me cry and forgive you for it
because I love you, I値l allow your opinion to have more sway then it should
because I love you, I値l let you ignore me
because I love you I値l call 10 times and not be mad when you don稚 call me back
because I love you I値l not push you or implore you to tell me any thing
because I love you I値l smile just cause I知 looking at you
because I love you I値l let you yell at me and take it silently
because I love you I値l never complain
because I love you I値l wait for you till 2 am even though I know your not coming
because I love you I値l freak out over any injury you may sustain
because I love you I値l talk to you even though I am not benefiting myself
because I love you I値l strive to make it work
because I love you I値l let you go, I値l still wait.
Love is irrational
and painful
and the most glorious wonderful exciting thing one can feel


Things I must do before I die
( in no particular order)


1) Eat a whole can of whipped cream ( done)
2) Get a cast ( thank you Robert)
3) learn to twirl things
4) learn to surf
5) learn to skatebored
6) Meet kik
7) Meet random hero ( better be bloody soon!)
Get married ( got that coverd a few times over)
9) *edited for content * ( done .. hehe uh.. yeah*
10) drive any where on a whim to see some one
11) send fan mail to Joaquin Phoenix
12)*edited for content *
13) be in a car crash
14) *edited for content *
15) Mosh
16) get a tattoo
17) *edited for content *
1 get into an underground club
19) Be in love
20) go to a concert
21) *edited for content *
22) Sing in public
23) Go to a party I｡|m not invited to and/ or crash it
24) Drive all my drunk friends home sober
25) Throw a huge party for my little sister
26) spoil sister beyond reason
27) Dye my hair black and pink
2 Streak my hair with white
29) Where a mini skirt ( check muahahaha)
30) Eat lunch in every time zone
31) Be in or produce a music video
32) Say ｡ｧ officer, arrest those people｡̈ and it happen
33) Fly in a big tin box ( air plane )
34) actually trust some one *edited for content*
35) do some thing so stupid it shocks me ( yeah.. WTF was I thinking? )
36) slap Bush
37) cross the street witha crossing gaurd ( sept 12th 2006)


MY OPPINIONS ON THE PEOPLE I"D FUCK / ( the reactions of people i say them too)

Sarah: Ouch
Greg: What?
Sarah: I think my heart just broke


Me on ( Gerard Way )
not rape him.. not that bad.. but if he was like " sarah.. you wanna go have sex?" id be like " COVER ME IN CHOCHLATE AND CALL ME FOR BREAKFAST!"

Responce: " thats just a little too far into kinkyvill for me"


me on ( AMY LEE)
i'd so f**k her if i even got half a chance
responce- she looks liek a turkey

me on ( VALERIE)
Been there, done you.
responce - i raped you last night


me on ( OWEN)
QUICK !who would i f**k!?
* receives picture of owen*
LOL, yeah i guess .. but i dont think you or douglas want to share
Responce - YOUR FUCKIN RIGHT!

me on ( KEIRA)
shes soooooooooooooooooooooooo hot
Responce- yeah ok w/e
me - she is!
Responce - ok, i just dont care
,


FUNNY LINES FROM DONNIE DARKO


Donnie aims the crosshairs on Smurfette's head. He pulls the
trigger. Smurfette falls over.

RONALD (cont'd)
Wicked.

SEAN
No more f**kin' for her.

RONALD
Smurfette doesn't f**k.

SEAN
Bulls**t. Smurfette f**ks all the other
smurfs. That's why Papa Smurf made her,
'cause the other smurfs were getting too
horny.

RONALD
Not Vanity. He's a homo.

Blam! A bottle shatters.

SEAN
Then she f**ks 'em all while Vanity
watches. And Papa Smurf films it.

Ronald takes another sip of Night Train... followed by another dry
heave. Blam! A bottle breaks.

DONNIE
First of all... Papa Smurf didn't create
Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in
as Gargemel's evil spy, with the intention
of destroying the smurf village. But the
overwhelming Goodness of the Smurf Way of
Life transformed her into the Smurfette
we all know and love. And as for the whole
gang-bang scenario... it just couldn't
happen. Smurfs are asexual. They probably
don't even have reproductive organs down
there under those little white pants. The
only reason they exist is because of
magic spells and witchcraft... which is
all a bunch of bulls**t if you ask me.
(beat)
That's what's so illogical about the
smurfs... what's the point of living if
you don't have a dick?

Donnie aims the gun... pulls the trigger. Blam! A bottle breaks.

RONALD
Dammit, Donnie! Why do you always
gotta get all smart on us!


MEDIA CORNER!!
link [www.script-o-rama.com]
( donnie darco + scrips)

link [www.youtube.com]
( hero Vid)



link [www.youtube.com]
( within temptation)

link [www.lyricsondemand.com]
(sublime lyrics *daterape* )

link [www.stepheniemeyer.com]
( chap 1 of midnight sun * for all you twilight fans*)

link [www.30secondstomars.com]
(30S2M)


link [sacrificealter.gothichamlet.com]
( directors cut of JTHM)

link [home.sailormoon.com]
( hilarious sailor moon and JTHM bashing type thing)

link [www.youtube.com]
( text break up)

link [www.amishdonkey.com]
( kill happy tree friends)

link [www.youtube.com]
(Emo kid song * hehe sorry its FUNNY, geez grow a sense of humour)

link [www.shoutwire.com]
( explain thy self )

link [www.youtube.com]
( Sock fringe Emo vid)

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bush so i could punch him in the face, an kik cause he want to meet me i think thats just soo cool

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