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HiImDan
|  OK, this was a weird dream.
May 31, 2013 @ 10:03:52 pm| 2 |  |
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| | Last night I dreamt I was on an episode of The Big Bang Theory, where I feeling tired and we we're given our sleeping arrangments which Seldon was put in charge. I went to pray but kept getting interrupted (it would have been a great opportunity to use my "there's somethhing about putting God on hold" line), anyway, Penny finally bothered my for the last time so I ducked behind her rocking chair and she said "great, I got rid of our pastor", finished praying, used the bathroom and there was all kinds of commotion. It appears that a rival gang of nerds (including Will Wheaton, Kripkie and others) kidnapped Bernadet, Amy and Penny, sorta like a panty raid where you took the whole girl and we had to get 'em back. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! 1 comments | Reply |
HiImDan
| *New Pledge of Allegiance*
May 03, 2013 @ 05:20:10 pm| 0 | |
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| (don't know or care who wrote this, I just think it's a cool poem)
*New Pledge of Allegiance*
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
If Scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.
Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene.
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.
For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all.
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.
We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks..
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong.
We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles.
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.
It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
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