"hmmm, it tastes like purple" rporter

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Über-Meister 2359 points
20/M/Filey, United Kingdom Join Date: Sep 2006 |
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| on friday night i happened to get slightly tipsy (half a bottle of jack and some green stuff my friends kept giving me) whilst watching my friends band play, after the gig, one of my friends suggested that we all go for a swim!!! well i now realise that going swimming in the north east british coast at one in the morning with gale force winds only wearing boxer shorts is a bad idea (however my friend zoe who had decided to go out wearing a g-string came off worse) but that wasn't the worse part, that was when a couple of "friends" decided to steal our clothes and drive off with them for half an hour!! anyway, i really hope u learn from my mistakes DONT LISTEN TO DRUNKEN SUGGESTIONS!!! | |
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Über-Monkey 52128 points | So many bad things happened on Friday thanks to too much alcohol I have a bad hip for one, from falling off a bar stool and then theres the best man. Your better to just not drink, it saves loads of hassle  |
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Über-Meister 2359 points | | see that would be a gud idea if i didn't live in an extreamly dull area with nothing to do but drink, however i should try and slow down a bit, its prob the reason i never have any money |
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Über-Monkey 52128 points | Yeah hangovers are expensive. If I leave a place with enough money to buy a subway on the way home then thats a bonus.  |
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Abominable Snowman 84143 points | or just dont get drunk  |
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Über-Meister 2359 points | | But where's the fun in that??? |
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