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nikola
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1096 points | I'm back, again.
July 16, 2006 @ 07:13:00 pm | How stupid could I have been? I signed up to go to college over the summer so that I can skip the first semester this year. Ever since my post about finally going to college 2 months ago, I haven't been able to get online. My prufessors have laiden me down with homework for the past 2 months that I can't get on to talk to you guys. I've been having to stay up almost all night just so I can skip a semester and graduate earlier. This has seriously a waste of time.
At least it hasn't been a total loss. I'm doing 10 times better than I did in high school. I have a GPA of 3.2 now. Its just the stupid homework, I can't remember anything that I was taught in high school.
I should have listened to my teachers. They warned me that college wasn't going to be easy, and I better remember everything they taught me because I'm not going to be taught the same thing again.
If only I could go back to high school, relearn everything.
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nikola
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1096 points | Points to ponder
June 01, 2006 @ 06:43:23 am | Points to Ponder
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# Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.
# Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels so good.
# Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
# Stupidity got us into this mess... why can't it get us out?
# Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
# Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
# Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly, and for the same reason.
# There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.
# People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that
Benjamin Franklin said it first.
# It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
# Indecision is the key to flexibility.
# If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.
# I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
# I am in shape. Round is a shape.
# Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
# A day without sunshine is like night.
# I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
# I am not a perfectionist. My parents were though.
# You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair
that you once got from a roller coaster.
# The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
# Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
# Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
# Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.
# Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
# You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you
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nikola
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1096 points | Nikola's words of wisdom
May 23, 2006 @ 06:26:04 pm | GREAT WISDOM
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you fart.
6. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example.
9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
10. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
11. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile way and you have their shoes.
12. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.
14. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
15. Don't squat with your spurs on.
16. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
17. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
18. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
19. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
20. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket.
21. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
22. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
23. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
24. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
25. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
26. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
27. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
28. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.3 comments | Reply |
nikola
Meister
1096 points | I'm back finally!
May 20, 2006 @ 10:00:16 pm | Hello everybody! I just got this computer up and running today! My old one crashed so I had to save up all my money to buy another one. Now, I'm finally back on! And boy, look how much this site has changed. I feel like the new kid again  5 comments | Reply |
cinnamin
Über Master Debater
9878 points | Fu*king Unite States Postal Service!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 25, 2006 @ 06:19:36 pm | I have lost it...i mean it! I just got KICKED out of the post office! WHY? Because they are s**t for brains and I told them so. I mailed a package to the UK and I'll admit the first time it got sent back it was my fault. I had one number off, so after my ex brings it to my attention that he has it for me to remail, I do so imeadiatly, but not before reopening it and adding some flower seeds. They are f**king Blue Bonnet seeds. It's illegal to pick them, but the seeds are not ilegal to have so I mailed them. The US postal service went through MY package randomly and saw the seeds which I had in a ziplock bag and decided further investigation was needed. I got a little blue card telling me to go to the post office. I get there and I tell them to forget the f**king seeds and just send the rest. WELL, they just kept talking and "explaining" and all I wanted was for them to shut up and let me repack it and send it on it's merry f**king way. BUT NOOOO they kept telling me to calm down and they were writing things down and ignoring me. They told me that they would ship it priority for the price of regular and I said "okay, let's do that" And it took them another 20 minutes to give me the stuff to repack. BTW I had to pay for a new box, since they tore the other one up!  13 comments | Reply |
cinnamin
Über Master Debater
9878 points | Going to the dentest
April 24, 2006 @ 04:24:47 pm | I am going to have to go to the dentist. I am sure i have an abcess. I am swollen on my jaw and I should have gone as soon as I broke that moler.  6 comments | Reply |
cinnamin
Über Master Debater
9878 points | my poem
April 21, 2006 @ 03:49:41 pm |
Tiny figertips, on the paino keys
purple bruises on her bended knees
trembling vision, of a child's dreams
and as she sings the words,
her feet are dangeling
she plays the music now,
she plays it soft and slow
'cause there's so much she doesn't know
She plays with innocence,
that she'll someday forget
and life goes on and on.
little wanderer, oh what have you done?
you want to touch a star,
but you got sidetracked by the sun
and every waking hour,
there's something on your mind,
a precious memory,
that you'll never ever find
she plays the music now, she sings it with such rage
'cause all the world is just a stage
she plays the music strong
even though she knows she's wrong and
life goes on and on
she cries in the shadows and dances in the sun,
spins round and round and comes undone
tiny teardrops, stream down her grown up face
and all her thougths and hopes and fears
and things that time cannot erase.
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