"Day Dreamers Dreams"  ramasethu2001
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*Simple b**** is someone you met through somebody else.
* A real b**** is someone you knew from back in the day and we still kickin it now! A simple b**** will take you where you need to go.
* A real b**** throws you her keys and say it needs gas in it! A simple b**** will tell you not to fight, it aint worth it.
*A real b**** will say beat her a** and look at the crowd and say bet nobody jump in.
*A simple b**** will let another b**** know she can back the f*** up or get knock the f*** out.
* A real b**** will just knock her the f*** out!!! A simple b**** tells you, she's had enough to drink.
*A real b**** tells you we need another shoot, we bout to get f***ed up!
*A simple b**** goes to the club with you and sits down.
* A real b**** goes to the club with you and say lets show these simple b****es how we do it.
*A simple b**** hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
* A real b**** pops up at your house, talkin bout I know you aint in the bed, on a clubnight!
*A simple b**** seeks to talk with you about your problems.
*A real b**** seeks to take care of all your problems, rather it be a gun,a knife, whatever will take a f***a out.
*A simple b**** wonders who your new man is.
* A real b**** know that mutha f***a's first name, last name , he's birthday, where he live, who he related to, what kinda car he drive, where he work, how many babies mama's he has, and how many b****es trying to holla at him right now!
*A simple b**** thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
*A real b**** lets you know that was f***ed up but we still girls.
*A simple b**** expects you to always be there for them.
* A real b**** knows you will always be there for them, they don't have to expect s***.
*A simple b**** reads this e-mail relize that she is a simple b**** and then deletes it.
* A real b**** pass this to her real b****es without thinking about it.
Pass this to all your real b****es......if you don't get it back that's because you mailed it to a simple b****
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261 points | LOL! This is so FUNNY! I'm gonna send this to all my friends, it's so cool... thankz 4 sharing!  |
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